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🦅 Senior Manager, Wass Creators - Digital Video | Econ | PSU ‘18 Asking to be appointed CEO of Warner Bros. since 2016.
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This is one of the most amazing posts I've ever seen on here and you will not believe, digging backwards, what sparked it

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This is like suspending Mariah Carey during Christmas

submitted 22 hours ago • 25 comments

I’ll kill myself

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I AM saying someone should

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Mimosa-brunch-moms about to lead the revolution

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he really is the Corporate Developer Bad Guy who wants to pave over the skate park dance youth center in a '80s coming of age movie with kid protagonists of all races (white, black, woman, asian, and wheelchair)

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Worked for a giant company you would recognize during Biden and they spent the entire administration preparing for a recession that didn’t come. Our revenue, profits, and stock all hit an all time high while senior management talked incessantly about cutting costs.

submitted 6 days ago • 21 comments

Trump: we love them don’t we? The Raid Shadow Legends. That’s right. We love all the raids, all the shadows. Some of the greatest legends anyone has seen in the history of raiding. We love free XP weekends with code DONALD

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Keep going

submitted 8 days ago • 26 comments

I’m not saying someone should but

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if you replaced these guys' inboxes with a woman sportswriter's, they'd commit suicide by lunchtime

submitted 10 days ago • 187 comments

This is the news we deserve. “These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males 'It was not what I was expecting,' says biologist Stephanie Stack”

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The Nation called it The Klan Act.

submitted 11 days ago • 34 comments

This is the final straw with me for this goddamned paper

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Sesame Street really tells the story of America: - Created for PBS to educate young (especially Black!) children - Becomes a beloved institution cherished by the entire country - Gets privatized and kicked to premium cable due to budget cuts - Unionization leads to mass layoffs What a country!

submitted 13 days ago • 52 comments

The Dems Playbook for Fighting Fascism sure as hell feels like when all those celebrities sang “imagine” at the start of the pandemic like it would be the cure for covid. I will not be explaining this any further.

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

DARYL MOREY AT 4 PM ON A FRIDAY THAT SAW THE END OF THE POST-WW2 GLOBAL GEOPOLITICAL ORDER: “okay you can post the embiid update now.”

submitted 18 days ago • 9 comments

Ballsack Sports seeing the light during Sunday School hours is tremendous work.

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

Stop what you’re doing right f’ing now and look at Saquon the baby penguin!!!! Born at the Camden aquarium on Super Bowl Sunday (also human Saquon’s birthday). 🦅🏈

submitted 25 days ago • 6 comments

i think it is cool that de facto first consul of the united states is a drug-addled maniac and deadbeat dad with a breeding fetish

submitted 26 days ago • 540 comments

not getting on another plane unless they bring DEI all the way back. the captain has to open with a land AND air acknowledgement. every attendant gets an ASL interpreter. allowable emotional support animals now includes Blåhaj

submitted 29 days ago • 31 comments

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

submitted 31 days ago • 382 comments

And another thing. I’m not mad. Don’t put on the HHS website that I’m mad.

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

WHICH ONE OF YOU PSYCHOPATHS HIT HOWIE IN THE FACE WITH A BEER

submitted 32 days ago • 10 comments

Need to find out if I know this person.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Trump you can take my egg but please don’t crash my plane today 🙏

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

There’s only one thing he could do that would be legitimately funny but unfortunately I don’t think you’re allowed to say it on here

submitted 35 days ago • 31 comments

WE ARE

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Huge congratulations to the Marxists on the total victory tonight

submitted 36 days ago • 175 comments

“I’m gettin’ drunk.” - CJGJ on what he’s going to do if the Eagles win the Super Bowl

submitted 41 days ago • 11 comments

THE LOSERS PRESS CONFERENCE IS SPONSORED BY GATORADE

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Trump won't send out a congratulatory fascist signal eat shit hahaha

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

FUCK YOUUUUUU GO BIRDS

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

The backup qb in the Super Bowl 💀💀💀💀

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

This is for every Andy Reid clock mismanagement and 3rd and 3 when they threw it instead of giving it to Westbrook #Eagles

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.

submitted 36 days ago • 82 comments

Never Forget

submitted 37 days ago • 37 comments