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South Korean Hitler isn’t real. He can’t hurt you South Korean Hitler:

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I lost 35 pounds over two months holy fuck

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“Wait, you’re just giving out divine forgiveness… for free ? I don’t get it, help me see how this scales and how to de-risk this venture; what’s your moat here ?”

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So fucking funny to see people on r/eu4 complaining about massive random floods that destabilize your country and provinces as china. Like yeah, I bet the emperors didn’t like it either

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May I please have some bluesky invites

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normie bsky migration fucking up my feed

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Got more than her number lads😎😎😎

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Vietbros…

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Who on twitter/bsky has you like this

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Mashallah we will siege the rat bastards at harvard soon 🙏🙏🙏

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This gonna be a banger, I can feel it

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Tiktok will need to be banned when there comes a single person who’s able to do the miku dance break from the anamanaguchi song

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????

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I had to google and triple check to see if he was a girl after hearing his voice only to read that he was having like three affairs at the same time The guy on the incel wiki who invented the term cutecel doesn’t know what he’s talking about lol

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Day 1156 of Utaitemaxxing. My vocal range exceeds that of most woodwind and brass instruments. I am at a friend’s wedding preparing to sow fear and distrust. They have yet to catch wind of my niconico cover songs

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Everyone says “this ain’t the movies, kid”, but nobody says “this isn’t an anime, kid”… curious, what could this mean

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Snoozin like I’m the Russian Army call that pumping out Zs

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God gave me a free pass on drunk driving the way the police officer notes my sullen, introspective speech when impaired asking me with deep concern if I need to see a therapist

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Day 1155 of Utaitemaxxing: Time and Space has warped to retroactively make me homeless when I was 13 to justify a backstory as to why I have earned niconico e-fame

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I have this music on loop at all times whenever doing anything physical. I cannot tell if it suppresses or enables my homicidal urges. The red does not help.

submitted 729 days ago • 1 comment

COME TO NANYANG !!!! 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩

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“Don’t question the science. Don’t ask why every centegenarian is so fond of chocolates and sugar. Stop asking and just follow the regimen. Just keep mercilessly cutting down on carbs. We admit openly to not knowing anything but suddenly have divine authority to say someone else is bullshitting.”

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Lysenko Derangement Syndrome was real. Young, ambitious scientist refuses to stroke The Scientific Establishment’s ego, does a little trolling, they lose their mind and Pre-World War 2’s equivalent of Fauci and the NYT neurotically gaslight everyone for blaming Every Famine Ever on him

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You’re a “10xer” ? I’m a 1/2xer. A 1/4xer. A 1/8xer. Time and Volume of work congeal into an infinitely small point. Your “hacks” to reduce work load are imitations to the contortion of reality as the kanban board reaches critical half life from prolonged exposure to me sitting in a fancy work chair

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Me, teeth against the pavement as a mob is about to curb stomp and trample me for my unforgivable slights against the town “NAWWW WHO LET THEM COOK FR 😭😭😭”

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I hate woke. I can say progressive shit and anyone will defend me, but if I dare go to a Burger King, light a gas fire in the bathroom and say to the manager “One Lord will thus emerge to rule over thousands. For it is his sovereign land and thus his sovereign subjects”, everyone starts wigging out!

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This will be Fairfax County, Virginia 20 years from now

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Day 1154 of utaite maxing. I have now made shit up about how bad my past life was in front of my family and despite never having a girlfriend I am now attempting to commit adultery. Will provide more info soon

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