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morromezzo.bsky.social
I feel good I know I look like shit, but I feel good.
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the night sky is a lie. All those stars should be illuminatin' more

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does a case of beer count as heavy lifting after a spinal injection?

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youtu.be/5WUdlm4Lozo?...

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It’s a coffee pot shaped rock formation 😁😁

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Electricity was discovered through the collaboration of André-Marie Ampère and Voltaire

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rejected from another job.. this time it was because I didn't have NV1 security clearance or some shit which u can't get unless an employer sponsors you. If I feel pain in my chest I'm not calling an ambulance I'm just taking a few painkillers, fucking over it.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Google Gemini AI be like: RollerCoaster Tycoon Classic cheats for PC: HOWDOUTURNTHISON (Handyman that fires rounds of monks at guests) X,Y,Square, Circle, R1, Square, Circle, Triangle, L1, L2, R1, Square, Spacebar, Eject, Pause, Rewind, Left, Up, Down, Forward, Send

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"Don't jucapose anything in a macroscope in this universe" - Longfellow, during his itching period

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op shop find

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"Richard I will not have you turning that colour in front of Mrs Lennox" - Hyacinth

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Hammocks are known to the State of California to cause cancer or other reproductive harm.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

asked Copilot whats the deal with flavor flav, didn't tell me

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Ok so it's not the same animal idc it's cute, damn near made me cry in a cafe

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600g rib eye + tiramisu. Bring it.

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The #DPRK Ministry of Sporty Stuff today flailed the #NHL puppets for holding so-called "international tournament" without the participation of the North Korean team, widely known as the World's best. With respected Coach Kim Jong-Un behind the bench, our invincible athletes couldn't possibly lose.

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So I just watched that Comedians in Cars ep with Miranda sings. Thought I’d check out her YouTube. Hmm 10 mil followers but no videos in over a year. So I Google. Good lord.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

#TBT youtu.be/0nL1-jnCkfw?...

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"The moon is the sun at night. Sunset is when it powers down. It’s white at night because it’s reflecting the light from the stars." - tall science man

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reports of windows 7, internet explorer and gadgets' death are greatly exaggerated.

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The storm arrives without warning, and the cold sea denies us its sea-cucumbers.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

shit just got real

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The only acceptable use case for Sora is a cage match between Neil deGrasse Tyson and Carl Sagan. If anyone has access, this is a prompt. ..*pokes*... c'mon...*pokes*...do ittttt

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

other gourmet shit.. you know like..beetroot.. and umm..tiramisu

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#TBT or #FBF youtu.be/tle3oiyt_78?...

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how do I get on the albonet?

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googles 'DPRK visa how'

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fuck the actual temperature. 'feels like' ALL THE WAY!

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Maye Musk out here defending her son again like, "My son isn't a Nazi. He's my cuddly apartheid bear. My tiny little klan clam. My snuggly supremacist. My mentally slow salute champ. My adorable space racist. My money bunny Cyberdummy. My bubbly bigoted divorce horse. My chunky wunky eugenics monkey

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