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Been trying to exercise more lately, so I keep googling stuff like average 5k times, average sprint speeds, etc... to get an idea of how much improvement I can look forward to. And in almost every case, I have to assume that there is a HUGE sampling bias at play.

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The paper wasps around here are so funny, the way their legs dangle around while they fly! Unfortunately I cannot allow them to build their nests in my doorway.

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"i did x so you dont have to" i already didnt have to. i wasnt going to if you didn't. and you didnt have to do it either??

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Win any argument about taste: 1. Pick a person loathed by both you and your opponent 2. Learn if their opinion on the topic is more aligned with yours or your opponent's 3. If the hated one agrees with you, say "See, even THEY agree." If they don't, "Clearly you are wrong since you agree with THEM"

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Did Garfield have a job or did he just hate Mondays because he could tell they stressed out Jon

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I don't know much about the economy... Can someone just let me know when it's time to make a run on the bank?

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Had a suspicion that my T-shirt was on backwards so I did a clockwise shirt reversing maneuver. Now certain that it had been correctly oriented to start with, I did a second clockwise maneuver. With the false alarm resolved, all there was left to do was stop my hair from choking me to death

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DONT WANNA SEE TRANS PEOPLE? THEN KILL YOURSELF

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Big fan of math problems that seem a lot more complicated to solve than they really are. Trick question type shit.

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Just got complimented for my hollering ability! Very affirming because I consider it an underappreciated strength of mine.

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Uh-oh what

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Seems like every account on Bluesky has been talking about Severance for like two months, but no actual humans I talk to ever mention it. Was this app created by Amazon's marketing team to promote their show

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"Never tell me any creepy stories"

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Three words. Just three, and you couldn't get it right. Nothing complicated like "make everyone else follow your rules and expectations." Just three short, simple, clear words. Count every bug.

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People who post real Am I The Asshole stories where they are obviously the assholes are so interesting! Either they're honestly trying to gain perspective and they were too clueless to realize what they did wrong, or they are the Actual Devil but too clueless to effectively hide their nature.

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Al Gore when Al Shagaru walks in

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Wait, I think snakes are cool and I think pagans are cool... why should I fuck with this Patrick guy?

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MYTH: Eating salads will help you lose weight because they are a healthy low calorie food item 🚫 FACT: Eating salads will help you lose weight because fresh produce is a very common vector for food poisoning 💯

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I'm worried there may not be any tonal adjustment that will allow me to say "like I said:" or "as I stated before:" or "again:" without seeming rude or passive-aggressive. Sadly I nonetheless must let the record show that I am repeating myself

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Blood Worm Moon early on Pi Day Friday. The portents and the auspices are out of control

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cat named clawed DePussy

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Need a distraction from earthly news? Up all night stressed anyway (or willing to set an alarm to be briefly up)? There’s a full lunar eclipse late Thursday night or early Friday morning (depending on your time zone). Watch the moon turn blood red! www.npr.org/2025/03/11/n...

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If you find yourself in the ER waiting room, a surefire way to make new friends is going around asking everyone "So what're you in for"

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Just to be clear, is a Ghost Poo when you have to go urgently and then after you hold it a while you mysteriously lose the urge and don't feel it again for hours? Or is it when it comes out with no sign of its passage? No trace on the toilet paper?

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Explaining to my situationship with tears in my eyes that it can't work between us because I am a 4 or 5 alarm Andy

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Babe! I never LIED to you I just established myself as an unreliable narrator! Babe you know I love that literary trope. Babe please!

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Saying "God rest their soul" about people who are alive but prone to outbursts, fits, attacks, restlessness

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A songbird flew towards me while I was sitting outside today and although it perched 10 feet away or so, I realized that unfortunately I would have happily risked contracting a brand new bird flu just to let it hop around on me and be cute

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I dreamt last night that I had no choice but to upset some black widows. As I was beset with them, someone present mentioned some alleged fact about "orthostatic" spiders (nonsense category). Strange because before I woke up and looked it up, I'm not sure if I had ever heard of the word orthostatic?

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I don't request draws in chess. If you request one when you are beating me, but you explain to me that you are short on time? Maybe I will accept. If you request a draw when you are clearly losing then you will go to hell before you die

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Familiarity breeds contempt and absence makes the heart grow fonder. That's why I stay emotionally distant and aloof, and have been avoiding the love of my life for decades. We're probably more fond and less contemptuous of each other than any other couple 🥰😍

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I finally finished my third reread of Worm. Still love it! Spent the whole time noticing details that I forgot about or didn't catch before. I feel like I'm such a different me than I was the last two times. Made me want to cry. Look forward to muting a long thread full of me talking about Ward!

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Recommending "A Good Man is Hard to Find" any time someone who likes men confides in me about troubles in their love life

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There must be some clovers in the atmosphere...

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Do I have self-esteem or trust issues? No! Do I habitually entertain a precursory suspicion that people are lying or being sarcastic when they compliment me? Well that would be normal. Just being normal probably

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Word is it's a lot more stressful to act standoffish in Mexico than most places.

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Only a True Great could make a team earn the name All-Star despite his teammates all being 7 years old or younger

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Changing your name to Carbon so you can make an organic polycule

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So if the Eagles win then Taylor Swift has to marry Josh Sweat?

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Been playing Persona 3 Reload, and this one unintended thing keeps happening that I fear may longterm-impact my thoughts and speech if I finish the game. Yukari's combat turn starts, and she thoughtfully muses "In this situation..." at the same time as she points her gun at her head.

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I’m so sorry I was just influenced by my environment

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