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Don't confront me with my failures; I had not forgotten them. Dead, Ween, Guitars, Mets, Computer Games, Dogs, Cats
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The biggest #cannabis awards in the world, the #Emjays, have started their nomination process. If we could kindly ask you to nominate #SaraPayan for “Content Creator of the Year”, we’d SO appreciate it! You can nominate once per day through August. #GratefulDead docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

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How did they know???

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I had a visitor today.

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Why is Robert patrolling Lynbrook when he is a NYC police officer? #everybodylovesraymond

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Explain to me why playoff basketball takes off a few days between games. What happened to four in a row at home, day off, and three away?

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Making Spicy Aztec Chicken Bean soup!

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My dad was the smartest and funniest person I have ever known. Four years gone now. This is a photo from my first wedding in 1991. We were both a little high. ☮️❤️

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The boys having a snuggle. Plus, Stella's butt.

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Working on my stand-up routine: I finally got my first pedicure. It was awesome. I felt like I had new feet as I walked up to pay. The cashier said, "The technician left a note", and handed it to me. It said "You need to see a foot doctor" I guess it might be more of a premise than a joke...

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Yeah, this dude from Footloose has never heard Pink Floyd or The Grateful Dead, and doesn't understand how slaps work.

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I swear this one already stinks!

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Ah, the cool things you find when cleaning out old boxes. #mets

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Me: Why don't you just fade your shot around the tree? Golfer: I can't make that shot. Me: Oh, ye of little fade.

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So proud of my little town. All civil, no altercations, some great signs. ☮️❤️

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Big Walmart semi got stuck at a light and just tooted his horn the entire time. Good trouble! ☮️❤️

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My little town of Grove City, Ohio showed the fuck up today! ☮️❤️

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I LOVE a side-arm pitcher. I saw Dennis Eckersley as a kid and it's still cool.

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Thankfully I didn't post about how good my #mets are 10 minutes ago.

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Not sure why a judge has to get involved with an inter-office memo from the boss (aka an executive order). It not a law. It's not an act. It's not a bill. It's a delusional man's wish list.

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My BFF's dad bought a gorgeous Alden 44 sailboat, spent a year refitting it, and now they are preparing to sail it down the coast from Maine to Florida! Sooo jealous.

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Can I get two electric sit-down scooters for $500? (And not die)

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