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morvelaira.bsky.social
Old Minecraft and FFXIV livestreamer. Will not shut up about my kid.
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I built a thing in Minecraft for the first time in a long while. Step next: Make it actually look good.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Wait, I'm autistic. And I have dated, married, mothered a child AND I paid my taxes early this year, even. I call bullshit upon thee, sir.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

This birthday cake was declared a win.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

She also insisted on sweeping up grass clippings.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The kiddo is helping with yardwork in her own way.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

"Technology, sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from magic."

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The struggle to not let the kiddo see while we try to put candles on her birthday cake slice was real XD

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The child has become as Frieren.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Spotted today while out and about: A Tesla with a bumper sticker reading, "I just wanted an electric car!" My dude. My sympathy is yours.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I just wanna play Minecraft, but I'm not 25 anymore, and I fall asleep in my chair by 9pm.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The most appealing description of the Minecraft Movie that I've heard thus far: "Army of Darkness for Babies" And you know what? I could be here for that.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The return of Coyote Bro Looks like there'll be pups in the backyard this year too

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The rules for thee, but not for me.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

A funny that just came my way: "Surgery as a patient is when you bring sleep to a knife fight with your doctor."

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Today I learned... My baby would fly at Monty Python's Bridge of Death. She has named every color of the rainbow as her favorite today.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The child doth declare: "I'm a hungry T Rex! I need cheesy breadstix! Rawr!" She did indeed get cheesy breadsticks.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Today I laugh the soft parental laugh of, "Aw shit, that one is my fault, isn't it?"

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Wait all night to try and show off the electrical storm to my kiddo, and the good thunder and lightning waits until just after bedtime. Of course.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

The good news: The sick has lifted enough for me to start to organize my thoughts and figure out what needs doing after my period of being sick to the world. The bad news: That was enough that I need a nap now.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I have two spoons today, the 'being upright' spoon, and the 'not choking on stuff in my mouth' spoon. They are replenishing with each medicated nap I take, but they're the only spoons I got.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Have you ever been so sick you thought you were playing a video game, only to realize you've really just been staring blankly into the middle distance for at least 20 minutes?

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

When one person goes 20 layers deep on practical application, and the other person goes 20 layers deep on root cause analysis, who wins? Nobody. Nobody wins.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

"Renaissance Dommy Mommy who can take my castle and kick my ass" is not a description I knew I needed, but it is - in fact - necessary. Thank you, @overlysarcastic.bsky.social

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

"Quadrupedal Satans in dazzle camouflage" Is my new momentary fave turn of phrase.

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments