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I found out I'm having a boy and it's actually devastating

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I'm not embarrassed to be american, but I am exhausted. Yeah, I was born here, and the horrors never cease

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We need better public transportation in the us, and old man almost hit me w his car

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I hate the weightloss guy, I hope he gets cancer

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Trying to get my husband (who is a trucker) to wear sunscreen (he is a trucker) and he keeps insisting that the trucker (trucker) is uv protected. I'm going to resort to violence.

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I'm introducing my Gen z coworker to limp bizkit, the next generation must know

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I'm on Medicaid until I get insurance from my job and when I went to the doctor for routine blood work they drug tested me without telling me, is that normal? Or legal?

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What did I eat and why did it die in my colon

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I love talking to my husband about my childhood and we both suddenly remember how amazing it is I'm not more fucked up

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The heart killers is literally 10 things I hate about you and I'm obsessed

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They be boinking too yall

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The heart killers is so funny I have to keep pausing it just to process what's happening

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I'm screaming it's so good

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I'm watching the heart killers and I have no one to talk to about it

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The closest thing I can compare the first trimester to is just being vaguely hungover all the time

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I kept this screenshot assuming someday we might be asked to forget.

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I am exhausted, but I am expected to keep going somehow

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The broligarchs owe their money to us. They're vastly wealthy, but if we keep pushing BDS of all their brands... WaPo is tanking Xitter is tanking Meta is starting to sink TikTok... Sinking Amazon - we need to push skipping it... And boost alternatives like this. Take Their Money Away.

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Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th.

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I asked my husband to turn off the candle, he was supremely disturbed by my phrasing. The next day my mom asked him to turn off the candle and I swear the look on his face was better than our wedding day

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I’ll be posting this today

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Well I went ahead and uninstalled it, so it's still banned for me lmao

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We live in a post-shame world.

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I put a heating pad under the blankets by my feet and my cat has discovered it and claimed it as her own

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My cat keeps luring me into a false sense of security by relaxing while I brush her then BAM she's fighting for her life again

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Every time I brush my cat I'm amazed by how endless her fur is

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I miss one direction

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I am on red note learning mandarin

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I should have saved my tiktoks before it went down oh noes

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I just got my covid booster, I am so lucky I have the weekend off bc it is rough

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Laboratory rules are written in blood, don't forget

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I've got a pregnancy anti craving, raw cabbage is foul

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Commuting to work w my husband for the last time for the foreseeable future 🥲

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My back hurts so bad, my job has me in the part of the lab w no chairs and I am not having fun

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Gun violence persists with literally no legislation but at least we are banning the dancing app, USA! USA! USA!

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I really want to slap my immigrant ancestors

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All the water and sewers are out of order at my work so we have to clock out and drive somewhere to pee, of course I dont have my car bc my husband dropped me off

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What's with all the deodorant marketing towards putting it on your genitals?

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Chili oil will change your life

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My favorite part of pregnancy is how everything hurts all the time

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I guess the pregnancy is still on, now I just need to make a prenatal appointment and get awkwardly dildoed

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Getting baja blasted (taking a shit)

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Okay so it stopped bleeding, maybe I'm still pregnant? I'm mostly winging this

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Why are we ignoring the Fourteenth Amendment-Section 3? #NeverForgetJanuary6th

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