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My sleep schedule is fucked bc I work at 4am so I'm just chilling w my cat on the couch rn bc I can hear my husband snoring from the bedroom

Yall don't understand how bad this book fucked me up

Julia Ecklar is still alive, so there's technically hope for a sequel to Regenesis

Whenever I have indian food my baby moves around a lot so I told my husband he likes it. Husband suggested that maybe he's flailing around bc he hates it and can't make it stop. Men shouldn't exist, but I'm married to one and 3d printing another.

I sent my mom a picture of me and some of the equipment in my lab and she sent me back a commercial link to the exact model

I wish I could go back in time and fuck jeremy irons so fuckig raw

So I think I'm gonna have another miscarriage, he normally kicks 100-150 times a day and yesterday he just stopped

Every time my baby kicks I think "he's a runner, he's a track star"

I got exactly 1 hour of overtime this week, I'm psyched

I'm so scared of my baby being stillborn

Finally felt my baby move last night, absolutely nauseating

I got a new job but my current boss is making my life absolutely miserable before I leave, I wish I could just stop coming but my new job is w the same company 😭

"you look tired" You're not gonna FUCKING GUESS WHY

Pregnancy does such weird things to the body, like why does it feel like someone is inserting a needle into my nipple? That doesn't seem necessary

Work policy is I have to go back after 5 days so I came back and fainted and got sent home and may possibly get written up

Antiviral meds make my mouth taste like nickles, I hate it, but I really hate having covid and coughing til I barf

Now I have covid, please I can't have a 3rd miscarriage

18 weeks pregnant and the baby hasn't moved yet

Part of the reason it feels like I've been pregnant forever is because I was pregnant, miscarried, then immediately got pregnant again

Planned pregnancies are brutal, this is taking FOREVER

I think having two miscarriages may have traumatized me, is it normal to constantly think the fetus is dead inside you while pregnant?

You ever see someone be such an asshole is traffic you just laugh at them? Past middle finger, they get the slow clap

I was physically abused by both my parents and their neglect was a relief. I can't imagine my son struggling at school and taking a belt to him the way my mom did to me.

I'm currently growing my son with my own body and as much as I know he's going to frustrate me and drive me crazy, I just can't see myself ever hitting him.

My husband is going bald and is worried he won't be as attractive but I had a crush on moby when i was in high school so I think he's fine

I feel like I've been pregnant forever but that's miscarrying for ya

Working nights is rough on the psyche

I'm pregnant w my dead husband's child and I don't like my in laws

I took tums but I still feel like I'm going to barf

Granted this isn't the first time I have worried that he's dead, but it's justified when he works jobs that are in the top 20 most dangerous professions in the us

I'm genuinely freaking out, this is awful

I'm so scared my husband is dead and I have no one to talk to about it, it's very strange

I just had a handful of potato chips and two peppermint tums so it's time to call it a night

I'm so hungry but I can't eat, what a nightmare

Ugh I think I'm officially depressed, the gay thai dramas aren't working

I finally moved my Playstation from the living room to my bedroom, took me exactly one month and 3 minutes

The three distinct chunks of my life are pre 9/11, pre covid, and whatever this is.

The lab where I work is mostly silent, we are all trying to concentrate and be quick, but you can hear one of the deaf employees moaning and I have no idea if she knows we can hear her

I found out I'm having a boy and it's actually devastating

I'm not embarrassed to be american, but I am exhausted. Yeah, I was born here, and the horrors never cease

We need better public transportation in the us, and old man almost hit me w his car

I hate the weightloss guy, I hope he gets cancer

Trying to get my husband (who is a trucker) to wear sunscreen (he is a trucker) and he keeps insisting that the trucker (trucker) is uv protected. I'm going to resort to violence.

I'm introducing my Gen z coworker to limp bizkit, the next generation must know

I'm on Medicaid until I get insurance from my job and when I went to the doctor for routine blood work they drug tested me without telling me, is that normal? Or legal?

What did I eat and why did it die in my colon