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mostlysharks.bsky.social
they/she | maybe a shark | australian (sorry) contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
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hey friends been a while but happy 3 weeks sober to me today!

submitted 29 days ago • 46 comments

Feeling pretty blessed that this cursed meat pie crust pizza from dominoes is what’s making headlines here in Australia.

submitted 29 days ago • 17 comments

today i am a week sober ❤️

submitted 43 days ago • 11 comments

sometimes i think of a post and it is not, in fact, a post

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

Life was simpler in olden times. If you saw a cool bird, you could tell that story for weeks

submitted 45 days ago • 15 comments

spring? oh, spring was a thing that used to exist between Frozen Days and the Burning Time

submitted 45 days ago • 25 comments

regrow brain now by drinking leaves

submitted 45 days ago • 5 comments

five days sober fam 🥰

submitted 45 days ago • 31 comments

not much, just chortling with the boys wbu

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Your inspirational quote saved my cat’s marriage

submitted 45 days ago • 6 comments

i’m at the met gala / i’m at the taco bell / i’m at the combination met gala taco bell

submitted 45 days ago • 3 comments

go.bsky.app/E39kxaT consider me your skeet sommelier

submitted 45 days ago • 53 comments

i know i’ve lost when i’m having an argument and someone pulls out a bar graph

submitted 45 days ago • 3 comments

another cool feature of dogs is that you can dry your hands on them

submitted 48 days ago • 15 comments

my 2nd grader just came up to me with his pants around his ankles to ask me for help with his homework

submitted 45 days ago • 8 comments

[after my boss tells me i had the worst 100 days he’s ever seen at the company] what if i’m not cut out for this? maybe i should become the pope

submitted 45 days ago • 3 comments

Your mom never sets on the British Empire

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

hi so me and my friends were sitting at the table behidn you at this restaurant and we couldn't help but notice that you are annoying and it seems like you suck

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Bro if you were a zucchini I would turn you into noodles right now but with the equipment available to me at the moment I’m basically unprepared to do any other sort of harm. Could we maybe reschedule?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

i’m at the met gala / i’m at the taco bell / i’m at the combination met gala taco bell

submitted 45 days ago • 3 comments

this year at the met gala kim kardashian will be wearing the skins of the proletariat

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

if rich people spent more time playing dress up for charity instead of trying to do business or politics we'd actually all be a lot better off so idk.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

everyone on the subway tried to spin the propeller on my beanie this morning. I wish they understood that this is not a game for me.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment