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In love with teengkoh. Site art by tabrakadabra. He/him. I'm not okay.
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Happy to confirm my next book will be the Disco Elysium Spiritual Successors Announced By Studios Containing Former Disco Elysium Developers Encyclopedia, set to be my largest tome yet

Also, in honour of Mar10 yesterday, here's the best Mario video in the world: youtu.be/kj1gWsuiCAY?...

they don't want you to know this, but you can start talking to your tattoo artist about another tattoo even if you're still in the process of finishing the last one

I don't think Americans understand what an EVENT it is in other countries when American food chains or retailers open here. I can remember my parents driving two hours to take us to the first Starbucks that opened here (in like 2000? 2001?) Krispy Kreme was a huge fucking deal with 1hr+ lines.

I wish human foods were marketed like this

You have to be nice to me today bc my tattoo has entered the itchy phase

youtu.be/9wZz0cMlVx0?... Incredible.

The Horizon games are set 1000 years after an apocalypse caused by a techbro billionaire who decides to "move fast and & break things" so hard that his robots kill every living thing on the planet So basically, Sony laid off all those devs but still had Horizon Torment Nexus money. F*ck right off

Tragic to think how many yachts survived

I’m not watching a show that comes out once a week like it’s 2005. I binge like normal people.

Cracks for Photoshop on that disk

My weighted blanket is 15 lbs, but i need one that’s like 50. I wanna slowly get buff from trying to escape from underneath it.

“is Yoshi a pet or a person?” is a difficult question to answer, which is precisely why it’s so important to try

They did it. They finally invented an actual torment nexus

wow!

Hi, I woke up to SO MUCH family drama this morning, and I'm so grateful for our little unit ❤️ We will play co-op games and eat grass jelly today and be thankful that we've hopefully broken free of *some* of the weird behaviour of the previous generation.

Dunking on people who don't get the joke rules actually. OF COURSE we're advocating for the rights of large, carnivorous plants, you stone cold moron.

i’ll edit this

I love how you can always tell when right wingers had a bad week in the news because every Fox show becomes about topics like "Shoofly Pie Is Now Woke?"

just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time

the face on the prototype color missing link arcee really amuses me. when you combine the shape of her helmet with the rhombus-shaped eyes, lipstick, and neutral expression it makes her look like a katamari character. she's like if a katamari cousin could turn into a car and also served cunt

Happy International Women’s Day

it's international womens day. a perfect day to start calling it #SiSTerFPGA

PSYCHIC WORLD SANRITSU DENKI CO. 1991 SEGA GAME GEAR

this is also my take for video games

Yakuza 0 (Steam) is $9.99 on Fanatical buff.ly/CAjTHRA #ad $10.99 US PSN buff.ly/cRBS7lz Deck verified also on Game Pass Standard

Mumford Devouring His Sons

No I hope the man dies in space

The cast of Sailor Moon drawn by Kiyohiko Azuma (Azumanga Daioh, Yotsuba&!)

Some days you just wanna give up , let everything go and follow the light inside of a red cabbage

I'm living that baddie life

Recently bought a new coffee machine, and the main feature seems to be this terrifying little freak staring up at you every morning

I have allotted each dinner guest twenty strands of spaghetti. For each minute you are late I will eat one (1) strand off of your plate.

I spend a lot of time establishing which fucked up video to send to which combination of Millie, Jax, Laura, Jeevan, Jess, Tiff, Kim, Aaron, Luci, etc etc

Everything that’s wrong with society can be traced back to the decline in popularity of point-and-click adventure games. None of this would be happening if there was a AAA King’s Quest game every five years

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

It might be difficult from an IP perspective but Conclave 2 should have Daredevil in it

I was so tired that I gargled my mouthwash and walked to my bedroom, then had to walk back to the bathroom because I had a mouth full of mouthwash.

I guess I’ll start lent by giving up america

RFKjr: As far as measles go we've been seeing great results from drinking your own urine while holding a gem that corresponds to your birth month and then walking widdershins around a red oak with a cockerel buried at its base