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Feeling grateful that no one I flirt with online is within driving distance

submitted 3 hours ago • 6 comments

Sunday morning

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Oh Canada, it's not all of us

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

posting and then covering my face with both hands

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Let’s all not learn from our mistakes, together.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I fell asleep watching a documentary about the infinite universe. When I woke up, the documentary was watching me.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Oh my!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

merit based pussy

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

"What the fuck is wrong with people?" is a thought I shouldn't have to have as often as I do.

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

The Vatican vs the USA

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"OK, OK, sorry, I’ll stop." (does not stop, makes much worse)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Cutting my nose off to save on tissues.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I'm getting too old to drive 400 miles to see a doctor

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

My hump day greeting for everyone I meet: 👉👌

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

GM to everyone, except those who thinks Hump days are about camels.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

cats have cute butts and nine lives, but the platypus excels at haiku

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

coffee machines are the sexiest robot overlords alive

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

setting up a new signal group with the camerlengo, the Principal of Polite Etiquette in MI6, the Canadian Minister of Maple Syrup and anyone else who wants to overthrow the current world order of idiots. comment on this post with your credentials if you want in.

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

30+ notifications from Bluesky? Is this what going virtual feels like!? 🥰

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Me, leaving for work: you're on your own for dinner Oh, there's fresh hummingbird nectar in the fridge My kids:

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Everything is a dramedy now

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

My toxic trait is typing out posts and then deleting them

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to the screech owl out the window

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

All I have is my soul in the hole of this sock

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, drop a blue character

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Feeling grateful that no one I flirt with online is within driving distance

Sunday morning

Oh Canada, it's not all of us

posting and then covering my face with both hands

Let’s all not learn from our mistakes, together.

I fell asleep watching a documentary about the infinite universe. When I woke up, the documentary was watching me.

Oh my!

merit based pussy

"What the fuck is wrong with people?" is a thought I shouldn't have to have as often as I do.

The Vatican vs the USA

"OK, OK, sorry, I’ll stop." (does not stop, makes much worse)

Cutting my nose off to save on tissues.

I'm getting too old to drive 400 miles to see a doctor

My hump day greeting for everyone I meet: 👉👌

GM to everyone, except those who thinks Hump days are about camels.

cats have cute butts and nine lives, but the platypus excels at haiku

coffee machines are the sexiest robot overlords alive

setting up a new signal group with the camerlengo, the Principal of Polite Etiquette in MI6, the Canadian Minister of Maple Syrup and anyone else who wants to overthrow the current world order of idiots. comment on this post with your credentials if you want in.

30+ notifications from Bluesky? Is this what going virtual feels like!? 🥰

Me, leaving for work: you're on your own for dinner Oh, there's fresh hummingbird nectar in the fridge My kids:

Everything is a dramedy now

My toxic trait is typing out posts and then deleting them

Listening to the screech owl out the window

All I have is my soul in the hole of this sock

If you see this, drop a blue character

My 16 yo son sent me a shopping wish list of goth girl clothes and I’m having so much fun shopping for his birthday! 🖤

He likes me how he likes his margaritas: Spicy af.

verify deez nuts

Once I put two good days together in a row, it's over for you bitches

Did JD Vance just kill the pope?