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32 🔞 LGB[T][Q]IA2S+ Parent 🧑🐱 Married to @safehavynn.bsky.social Polyam Lover of books and crafts 🧶 A real ruffian ™️ (they/xyr/it/he) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 Free Palestine Cash app - $mothicalbeast
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our Mother she hungers

Free pro tip: If you’re VPN isn’t working, change the time of your device to the time zone you’re pretending to be in.

I love the smell of sex at 5 AM 🥰

I did it - first time leaving the house in almost a month and half and my husband even was able to go with me

We must unite and become silly together

WHO BALLS HARDEST???

*farts nervously*

Happy birthday

Tomorrow is my birthday so it is illegal to be mean to me

Post a picture of you that isn’t actually you

antidepressants out now 💖 🎨 @vimart__ stem.ffm.to/antidepressa...

If you are a liberal in deep blue territory, one thing you could try doing right now is figuring out how to replace your Democratic member of Congress next year. With very few exceptions, the typical safe seat Dem is not meeting the moment. Find someone who will and help them.

[Enter the Clowns]

Drinking enough water can be such a fuckin chore sometimes and the fact that just chugging the right amount of water at the beginning of the day is not how it works is ridiculous

“Porn” is a public good. “Porn” is the sign of a healthy, open society. “Porn” is record of the diversity of sexual expression. “Porn” brings people joy, access to parts of themselves that they may not have another way to express. It’s worth defending on its own.

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

I have serious agoraphobia but I am determined to go to the thrift store this weekend and look at trinkets damnit

Three cheers for independent bookstores!

donated all the money we made from the Miku stream to the Immune Deficiency Foundation!!!!! 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

Red foxes help to control populations of their prey animals, such as rodents and rabbits. They also disperse seeds by eating fruit. In some areas where foxes had been killed off, rodents increased so much that farmers brought in other foxes. Please be kind. #StopEnglandsFoxHunt #AnimalLove

Day after shot day is always the warmest. I feel like I could steam an egg on my forehead lol

I am on S8 E6 the caretaker and I hate the relationship between her and Dan. Him being like “you kept these things from me” when she has been traveling since well before meeting him and they have been going out for a few months??????

The world, at its end. Me : why am I so tired?

I am tired of expecting my art to be perfect. I am not perfect so why would my art be

Why are we still here 🥲

glorious ovulation

John Wick movie but he goes after all the people who send scam texts and emails

I hope the hockey fans in Boston sing O Canada good and loud so they annoy the hell out of the Orange Blob who may watch it on TV. Go Team Canada!

So we're 100% entirely sure this isn't Hell?

*smokes a blunt while rolling a blunt*

Remember if you've been working at a desk all day and your shoulders feel strained to take a short break, walk around, stretch , drink some water and get different shoulders

Why does the quality of the character writing for Clara Oswald change so drastically when in Doctor 12’s regeneration? Like… I liked her and then suddenly she is acting like a child

miku money 💯

glorious evolution

zoom

5 BIG BOOMS!!!!!!!

Don't worry I'll be funny again someday

This is cannon

Literally. I cannot escape the horny.

The H.R.ification of Transsexuality

good morning hoes and ho adjacent bitches - wear a mask - look good in a crop top - support MA - reskeet sexworkers - be good to each other - don't forget to hydrate and take your meds luv u 😘

he is sitting and pondering

This is no longer "Are we the baddies?" as during the W era This is "Yes, we're evil. Say something, we'll fuckin deport you too, pansy ass bitch."

I just had a nose bleed during sex so obviously I am an anime protagonist

Every time I think about wanting a cigarette again I look at this and then I decide not to smoke. I am a sucker for keeping a streak going

valentine’s day is just halloween for feelings