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Writer, illustrator, TTRPG enthusiast and publisher, cat dad, and husband-thing.
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Are you there Grok? It's me, El0n.

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To every No Kings protester: Thank you. Bless you.

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Enough with the stupidity of raw milk – I need less drama dairy in my life.

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"Why are there so few deserving members of the clergy managing to qualify for canonization nowadays?" "Must be some kind of Ascension Deficit Disorder."

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“What vile rectumancy is this?!” “Looks to be nearly a legion of festering Turdinators, my lord.” “Sound the retreat – immediately.”

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"You think humanity and technology have no lasting effect upon the beings of myth and legend? Over the weekend, I met a hag who was obsessed with telecommunications and introduced herself as Jenny Bluetooth. What do you say now?"

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"You know, that doctor who performs gender reassignment operations for those who want to become men?" "Oh yeah. He gives people the willies.”

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"Look at those chiseled features. That flinty gaze. Too bad he's dumb as a rock." "Damn, Perseus, you're a mean drunk. Just put Medusa’s head back in the bag, okay?"

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"Hey, did you see where that sinking boat went down?" "Not to my wreck collection."

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"What made you build a giant, one-eyed robot?" "Boredom, mostly." "What do you call it?" "Cyclotron." "Of course."

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He's such a stupid fuck. Sadly, so many Americans are just about as stupid. Dammit.

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Why don't I have children of my own? Lots of reasons but isn't the fact I'd name my firstborn Lorem Ipsum Hill enough?

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There's a cat in there somewhere...

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Thank you, Mr. Cook.

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TMW you find yourself explaining to someone that an anglophile is not a person who really enjoys fishing. And an apiary isn't where the gorillas live at the zoo.

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Frère Jacques Frère Jacques Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? Onomatopoeia Onomatopoeia Ding-ding-dong Ding-ding-dong

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My addiction to Twix has led to full-blown Caramel Tunnel Syndrome.

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It's not DEI. It's DUMB.

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Playing in honor of the Lunar New Year.

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Current mood.

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I scream You scream I scream louder You cry I'm sorry

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White on white.

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