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we used to be a website folks. now we're just a beyond juice

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Not even a single jugged up jar jar binks smdh

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Happy Cerveza Cristal day to all who celebrate

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relevant tweet for today

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48% of being an adult is unsubscribing from emails.

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first coat of paint is up in the office and I AM IN LOVE. Pics to come soon, Monday I am guessing

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Riley Greene is the first player in MLB history to homer twice in the ninth inning of a game.

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Hey guys- White nationalists have helped a white woman in Minnesota raise $300k after she was filmed calling a five-year-old Black child the n-word. The local NAACP chapter is fundraising for the boy and his family to get legal help. The least we could do is out-fundraise the nazis. Donate here:

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god damnit. we're fucked

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Limbo

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me hearing a bob dylan song this morning

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My pet gar that I donated to Shedd Aquarium would recognize me and swim over to say hi when I visited her exhibit ❤️🐠 A rare hybrid gar, I raised her since she was 2 inches long, and had to re-home her when I moved to Chicago. I was happy I could visit her in her new home! TO BE CONTINUED…

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the third most important singer songwriter of my lifetime

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please know, understand and accept that i am hater. i know i am a hater, i accept that i am a hater and i believe more of us need to be haters to correct hater balance within society

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i am a huge bob dylan hater and i will never change that. frog voiced motherfucker who basically wrote beatles songs but for people who like being outdoors

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Now That’s A Track You Won’t Click Vol 43 - The last time I missed my 10k steps was May 1st, 2023 when Gordon Lightfoot passed away and I was busy mourning the loss of the greatest songwriter of his generation. I love this man because he's Bob Dylan but actually good

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A section titled what?? In a chapter titled WHAT????

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Good morning happy Friday it was related and now I feel like shit this morning thanks that’s all love you etc etc

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CHATO YOU REMEMBER ELECTRIFYING MOJO???

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Listening to Nickelback and watching Pistons, for unrelated reasons

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The most remarkable thing about watching grown men fight is how much they are unwilling to hit the other dude in the dick and balls

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inside you are two clown-themed establishments

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Cannot believe it but I am about hit 730 days of 10,000 steps. Two whole freaking years!!!!

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Happy May 1st. Big ups to working people. Big ups to unions. Big ups to solidarity.

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