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mousegirl.boo
mousegirl warlord cheezing the means of production. she/her, 33, 🏳️‍⚧️, MDNI fuck it, we smol @poppinswtf.bsky.social 💍 one flesh, one end, bitch
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let me tell y'all something true about me: in addition to being as gorgeous & precious as stained glass im also the most generous with my love, my skills, my patience & brilliance. if i love you, i will spend every moment of my life ensuring your joy dis totally livvy btw lol who else would it be

heyoooo im a mousegirl ppl say i mousegirl around but im too busy sneezin to get anybody down

my wife is perfect and has always put the correct type of doors on our minecraft structures because she's very smart and entirely infallible and has never done anything wrong in her life this is livvy btw

the only stake holder I’m accountable to

stuff my mousebag full of cheesy topics for the pod!!

@mousegirl.boo has finally agreed to record a pilot podcast episode with me Serve your community! 🏳️‍🌈 Provide the potential podcasting lesbians with structure & direction. Ask questions, give comments Here {or} Anonymously: ngl.link/poppinz

Miranda Otto screamed so Gwendoline Christie could howl

Miri says “this is an adventure”

is hermeneutics alchemy for linguistics

literally me

screw ur big 3 who’d be ur 3 bffs on the Lost island Me: Hurley, Claire, Rose (also Walt but in an auntie capacity)

get gay or get gone

Using gender theory to analyze the mummers play episode of Avatar.

“Isn’t this what you asked for? Isn’t this what you wished for as a child and spoke into the ether?” She asks while dancing to Skrillex in her underwear and wielding a literal dagger.

me: i want to recover from my perfectionism and toxic masculinity also me: im gonna be a lesbian top

SHE IS DEAD

Goop Has No Pity Goop Has No Justice Let His will be done

Its name was Goop. It was not itself until something happened Then it became It & Goop swore it would bring vengeance & justice to anything with a warm body signature Lenny was a warm body signature what was laid upon by Goop. He said “Bawitaba Da Bang Diggy Diggy” lol that dude dead for sure

her name was Mina. Mina Scorpion. She had never had a birthday, she lived in a deep cave with a man named Daisy & he told her the only way she could survive was to “goop on the girl”. The day Daisy died, he sent Mina off. Eventually she found The Girl. The Girl’s name was Pam Pam loved goop.

her name was Lyla, Lyla Wasp she invited her entire 2nd grade class to her birthday party & no one came she invaded each of their dreams with a vision of a humanoid with black eyes, yellow hair & too long fingernails She got a lion king lunchbox from her mom She liked it.

his name was Doug. Doug Bees. On his birthday, everyone opened their presents to find masses of bees flying out of pretty lined boxes. They all screamed. Doug said “Why were y’all opening presents, it’s my birthday.” They all screamed some more. Doug felt very frustrated.

remember to cover your nose with your elbow like a vampire by remembering the simple mnemonic NOSFERACHOO Nostferatu Orlok Sexy Fucker Eugggh Remember Always Choose Health Of Others

a second sky bison has hit the southern air temple

if i had a nickel for every time i used the take a penny leave a penny tray... i would be using it wrong

Bitch Hedberg

trust Yahweh

seal fat can’t melt the walls of Ba Sing Se

if i had a nickel for every time i used the take a penny leave a penny tray... i would be using it wrong

a second sky bison has hit the southern air temple

Nosferatu got me Nosferfuckedup

Watching Avatar: Sokka is wrestling a fish in the river and just screamed “STOP TOPPING ME”

googling “hot goth girl avatar” is such an act of frustration because all you’ll get is shit about Mai and it’s like Mai’s not goth, she’s emo and that’s really important

finished!!! krampussy #artsky

remember to cover your nose with your elbow like a vampire by remembering the simple mnemonic NOSFERACHOO Nostferatu Orlok Sexy Fucker Eugggh Remember Always Choose Health Of Others