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mousewife.ninja
hullo I'm adorable 😊 y'all I'm nearly 40 and just wanna be a cozy gay wife and mom til I'm ded treat yourselves more kindly, please
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"you're creating an echo chamber" hell yeah! I love my own voice and the people I talk to say cool stuff!

"YOU'RE IN AN ECHO CHAMBER!!" please leave. this is my apartment. this is my bathroom how the fuck did you get in here?!

Gamecube Controller #lowpoly #pixelart

“Sir, it saddens me that you refuse to express regret comparing [our Gestapo] to Nazis. [Our Gestapo] are brave Americans who get up every morning, leave their families, and put their lives in harm's way to protect our [Nazi Party], sir."

We know what we have to do to save our city from Andrew Cuomo. We're cross endorsing 🤝 @bradlander.bsky.social

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Liberals will do everything other than reflect on the fact that their ideology fails to meaningfully address most of the problems with the status quo.

Or, or, or. It’s possible that liberals in this country are very right-wing and deserve criticism from the left flank. It’s possible that you have a binary understanding of politics as conservative-liberal, when really there are many more ideologies out there

Liberal: people who are actually progressive are mean to me and therefore are akin to Rush Limbaugh Liberal: WOW everyone hates my fascist collaborator bullshit, which means I am a big thinker and they are all fucking dummies

my fave thing about this type of Lib is that when they see someone getting beaten in the street - a 10 year old brown kid, a trans woman, basically anyone who isn't a white adult cis Lib - they'll adopt a stern tone and say "That's illegal!" 3 seconds before scolding the victim for fighting back

You guys should reflect on why Luigi Mangione has a higher approval rating than Congressional Democrats

"When you said the words 'modern day gestapo' you were referring to ICE agents. 'Gestapo', by the way sir, was the official secret police of Hitler's Nazi Germany - so you're calling ICE agents Modern Day Nazis'" ~~~~ the words "modern day" are superfluous "Ice Agents are Gestapo"

YouTube is surprisingly robust in its functionality to premium members for instance - you can download a video to watch even if you go offline and how that works is you download the video, then you try to watch it (offline OR online) and the video spends 300% more time buffering then before

So a few days ago I saw my bearded dragon eating his greens and he reacted to me taking a pic of him like I caught him sneaking cookies at 3am

lmao excellent example of why this is deserved

now live with The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past twitch.tv/sewerbushido

It's Friday so here's some stations beginning with F! 153926 at Fairwater in June 2024, 165122 at Furze Platt in June 2023, 333008 at Frizinghall in September 2022 and 507008 at Fazakerley in December 2022.

BREAKING: A Kansas state court reversed a decision that would require transgender people in Kansas to have the wrong gender markers on their IDs.

ICE agents are not actually people there is no need to treat them as if they are people

reminder that I've known Juniper for years - since before I transitioned / before she became a mom - so I will always 100% vouch for her she's a real person, an incredibly dedicated mom, and could use help 💚

heading out to do the 5 hour round trip on transit to go get Kiddo and bring him home if others would like to / can help with an Uber ride home, that'll cut at least 1 hour off the trip back www.paypal.me/buyairlietea

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Good morning! Please be kind to trans people 💜

TIME-TRAVELING CHARLES DICKENS: And what does a 21st century wordsmith like yourself use as a workshop? ME: This is my “laptop,” which is a writing desk, a letterpress, and a telegraph. CD: My word! I can only imagine all the prose you must produce with this miraculous conveyance! ME: uh…yeah...

I had to explain Lamb Chop’s Play Along to my boyfriend today (which was horrifying) and in so doing found that Shari Lewis’s daughter Mallory has Lamb Chop now and they are both anti-ICE

hey y'all doing my little thing and saying that some help for our small family with bills and groceries etc would be and always is appreciated 💚 www.paypal.me/buyairlietea

If this is how this administration responds to a Senator with a question, you can only imagine what they're doing to farmworkers, to cooks, and to day laborers throughout California and across the country. We will hold this administration accountable.

ICE agents are not actually people there is no need to treat them as if they are people

my WIFE is being ADORABLE while playing a video games and you should Watch and Sub and Donate to her 🥰😍

i had breakfast and also QUESTIONS

Random Access Memories is a perfect album the only thing close to a flaw that it has is one song got WAY TOO MUCH radio play and is thus skippable but that isn't the album's fault, that is our fault

Liora is petting me back!!

How I take criticism

we spent $79.59 on groceries last night. i should probably pay our energy bill. if others would like to help out, it'd be appreciated 💚 www.paypal.me/buyairlietea

y'all with everything currently happening and new horrors being announced on a seemingly hourly basis, we're probably being impacted a lot more than we realize please remember to make time for self-care find a quiet space and allow yourself to simply sit and breathe and exist for a bit 💚

it'd be incredibly helpful if anyone is able to help another trans household (5+) with affording some essential groceries and bills 💚

This was 65 years ago today. The collapse of steel hurt the city big time, but the compact walkable downtown and heavily populated valleys adjacent made for a good solid transit-using community until suburbs began to sprawl greatly outward.

reminder that I've known Juniper for years - since before I transitioned / before she became a mom - so I will always 100% vouch for her she's a real person, an incredibly dedicated mom, and could use help 💚

Good morning! Please be kind to trans people 💜

me: [gets married] me: [updates last name with multiple federal and provincial government agencies] Government: okay thanks. me: [updates my LinkedIn profile] LinkedIn: HEY FUCKO THIS IS SUSPICIOUS!!

letting out a loud disappointed sigh as I very sincerely type out the words "Locked OUT of my Linked IN account" into a search bar 😐 this is reality now. everything is absurd

couldn't be me. no way. i never said "well I'd be happier as a woman... but existence wasn't the Daily Body Horror that online info and most of my trans friends described their dysphoria as i definitely didn't say that to myself for the next 15 years before starting HRT in 2018 not me

🔥 It's happening! Disney and Universal are suing Midjourney and they cited mine and Gary Marcus' work exposing their infringement in their filing. LET'S GO! 🔥

Barely on the bed

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