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pro yapper. opinions (usually) mine. strictly non-legal burner. | Florida escapee. #Gators #Tigers #Canes alum. #Bucs #Heat lifer. 1908. yuh cyannot trick me!
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I been looking forward to a Wing Stop garlic parm 10-piece all week

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Water train 💧

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January drained me

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And thriving!

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Happy MLK Day!

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The irony here 💀

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Someone just skimmed one of my airline accounts for flight rewards to fly to LAX. I know people are desperate to get in/out of LA, but this is crazy.

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These refs are really selling it for OSU lmao

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Ina just like me. Large/Jumbo or nothing!

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That Notre Dame receiver juking the CB from Penn State last night in open field for the score 😩

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The cringe from everyone who has actually experienced snow is palpable 🤦🏽‍♀️

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I see….

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Take your multivitamin and an extra iron supplement sis!

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I made roasted brussel sprouts with a bacon truffle basalmic glaze, and it’s all for me because my husband doesn’t like sprouts

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My dark chocolate somehow did not make into my Amazon subscription box this month and I am beside myself 😩

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!!!!!!

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A drop in a fucking bucket. Whole time we knew we wasn’t tripping about our phones sending us advertisements for shit we was just speaking aloud about. That’s how the whole FBI agent joke got started.

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Always a great day to see UGA lose 🫶🏽

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Notre Dame quarterback just turned up omg what is happening 💀🔥

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Great coaching

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Notre Dame OC is coaching in 2045 lmaooooo that was great

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Anything past 7:40 is disrespect unless there is unexpected traffic/parking issues. Even then, staying in touch with a text.

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A1 response 😭

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Cut back on the coffee and avocado toast tomorrow to cancel out this reckless spending.

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OT. Ball don’t lie. Another great game that has been left up to scrutiny due to poor officiating. Hope there’s a serious discussion about targeting in the off-season. Like, what is the rule for then? If you’re going to call it, call it consistently.

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OK, so we just need to get rid of the rule then, I'm sorry.

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It is for cowards who don't want to make the right call near the end of a game

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He looked concussed the moment he hit the ground. Very sad

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Led with the helmet on a defenseless receiver mid-catch. I’ve never seen a better textbook description of targeting. This is wild.

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WHAAAAAATTTTT???? HOW IS THAT NOT TARGETTING?!?

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THATS TARGETING!!!!!!!!!!

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That’s not targeting?!?!

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I knew ASU was going to be good for this win. They looked great in the Big 12 championship.

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