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mover.bsky.social
dopingly swag gangster doing dope shit on the daily
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I wonder if any ppl are mad on this app from the election results

h1z1 is legitimately one of the funniest games of all time because what do you mean this just happened

i miss h1z1 so much man everytime i play another fps game i feel like im cheating on my girlfriend

this app needs a drafts feature so i can keep my shittiest posts even shittier

this is harder to get into than getting into a T20 college

jacking off is unrealistic

okean elzy is proof music still exists

gotta be one of the worst articles I've read ever

I've been applying to discord clans like they're high paying alphabet company software engineer jobs

going on grailled and waiting to buy the most exquisite pair of slightly shitten pants for 400 quid

youtu.be/s7uGQtgI9L4?...

promo for anyone to follow me if you do this: -drinking and driving -eating chicken nuggets in the shower listening to burial -fishing while naked at 2 am -punch holes in walls -sleep for 14 hours -eat mash and beans -piss really hard #promosky #promo #moots

conditioning my male pattern baldness so in 50 years it looks like this on my head

i am the worst version of myself on here and if you imagine me as a big buff grizzly bear it actually makes more sense

if you call me gay i'll put you in the gay chamber and you will be gay for the rest of your life, this is your warning and it'll happen everytime

my Chinese Microsoft intellimouse 1.1a clone came, holy fuck dude

after several real life experiments, I conclude that I fish better while being naked

webfisher extrordinare

webfishing summed up by the mover himself:

Games need a feature where if you come back after 6 months of not playing they just jerk you off and make you blow loads

exactly what I needed thanks aliexpress

this is the most relevant issue in the modern school system

my charisma towards both men and women involve using emojis such as "💎", "🫃", and "👅" in different hypnotic patterns

esoteric shit poster that uses 4th dimension capabilities to go back in time and fart post

They told me to go find soup in the soup store. What's next, milk in the milk store? Literally 1984.

Coach told me to do 500 reps of jerkfucks till failure. Rinse it off with a thigh job on the side. This will get me into the varsity football team.

the day the world finds my blue sky posts are the day the world becomes an enlightened utopia

women if you hit me up on the blue sky app please do, I make jerk drum barbeque chicken the jamaican way and that's what I bring to the table.

Freaky fucking creature. I don't know how you do it SpongeBob. Strong soul to fight Satan's demons.

(when blue sky is bought out by elon and people quit) guys hop onto our new social media platform green grass!

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