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Can DOGE tell me how much of the DHS budget has been blown on hair extensions?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Just for myself, I'd like to see Philly sports writers start insulting Jake Tapper since we know he reads them. It'll just make me happier to know he's sad.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Someone sent me a video of Liberals kicking out MAGA supporters from a bar. But I’m curious, what do you think?

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments

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submitted 16 days ago • 12 comments

“I’m sorry that visibly distraught woman was too stupid to know that everyone is going to die someday. She probably thinks the Tooth Fairy is real too LOL. Again, I truly apologize… for that woman’s stupidity.”

submitted 16 days ago • 138 comments