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Chump and Dunce thought Zelenskyy was gonna kiss their asses, and Zelenskyy ain't the one to fuck with. This is the man that when he was offered to be airlifted out, he said "I need ammunition, not a ride out." This bullshit is gonna blow up in Chump's face.

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Me every year on this stupid day. Well, and every day, for that matter.

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🎶NOOOOO TIIIIIME FOR LOOOOOOSERS CAUSE WEEEEE AAAAARE THE CHAAAAAMPIOOOOONS!🎶

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Chances are if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. #DadJokes #Puns

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FLY EAGLES FLY! WE'RE ON TO NOLA!

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I saw a guy get hit in the head with a can once. But he was ok, because it was a soft drink. #DadJokes #Puns

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I don't know who the hell is responsible for the mac & cheese recipe @ KFC, but it is one of the grossest, blandest things I've ever eaten. It's like a disgusting paste mixed with elbow macaroni that was boiled in unsalted water.

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I burned my Hawaiian pizza yesterday. I should've set the oven to aloha temperature. #DadJokes #puns

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It's January 6, can we stop with the Christmas ads already? I love Trace Adkins, but I'm tired of the Shriners ad with him singing "I'll Be Home For Christmas". And can we please just go back to being guilted by Sarah McLachlan to donate to the ASPCA instead of hearing "The First Noel"?

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I decided to sim a Phillies vs Mets game on The Show 24 and do the 9-9-9 Challenge. This is easily one of the worst decisions I've ever made in my life. Even worse than the time I quit a government job. Who the fuck made me an adult capable of making my own decisions? What a terrible idea.

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The @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social are about to review the parking lot security tapes and suit up some dude from Delco that was tossing the ball around while tailgating #FlyEaglesFly🦅

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It's after midnight on the East Coast, which means I DID IT! I SURVIVED WHAMAGEDDON!

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"Hey hey, bubbles, man! Say, when I was a kid and we wanted jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub!" #TradingPlaces #ChristmasMovies #BillyRayValentine

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Final Day of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar Another one I had to look up because I've never watched Young Jedi Adventures. The Crimson Firehawk. It's a nice little build, though.

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Day 23 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar Luke's Landspeeder. "Look at this. Ever since the XP-38 came out, they just aren't in demand." I like how they used the studs to represent Luke and 3PO.

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Day 22 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar Mando's Razor Crest. If they could've found a way for it to have larger engines it would've been absolutely perfect.

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Day 21 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar Darth Vader's Castle. This makes me wish I had bought the bigger version that was sold when Rogue One came out. I could probably still find it, but likely at double or triple the price since it's a retired set now.

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"Reclaiming my time, thank you" AKA "You called me out on my stupidity and made me look like the moron I am, so I'm no longer interested in what you have to say." I'm fucking embarrassed to be represented by this ignoramus.

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You know, I feel kinda bad for ManCity fans of a certain age. They're only used to domination & winning. Thankfully when I started watching and getting invested in EPL football, I chose a relatively terrible team to support, so it's always a nice surprise when Crystal Palace does well.

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Day 20 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar Possibly the last minifig of the calendar, the Elite Praetorian Guard. I'm still expecting 2 of the last 4 to be Vader's castle & Luke's landspeeder

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Guy Gardner in the Superman movie looking like he just walks around saying "Look what I can do!"

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Also, with 5 days left on the Advent Calendar, I noticed that so far every #Lego element shown on the box art has been in it. So there's 2 mystery items, and there should be Vader's castle, Luke's Landspeeder, and the Royal Guard minifig.

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Day 19 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar I actually had to look this one up because I didn't recognize it, but it's Yoda's Jedi Starfighter. The blue stud is R2.

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Day 18 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar Rebel U-Wing Fighter

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Day 17 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar I love the attention of the Minifig having the "glove" on the right hand. And also the detail of the sweater having the Lars homestead on the front, and then continued on the back with the Jawa Sandcrawler parked next to it.

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I bought a bunch of books on Thanksgiving but still haven't started reading any. A nice mix of fiction, historical non-fiction, and some autobiographies. The ones I'm looking forward to most are the Patrick Stewart memoir, Making It So, and The Fox Wife by Yangsze Choo.

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Day 16 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar The Ghost I'm going to imagine that somewhere onboard, Chopper is cursing someone out.

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Day 15 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar 501st Clone Trooper "Execute Order 66."

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Day 14 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar Pre Vizsla's Mandalorian Fighter

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Day 13 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar Ahsoka's Jedi Interceptor

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Day 12 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar

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Day 11 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar I was a little confused at first on what this one was because the little instruction card had it backwards

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Good afternoon to everyone except the rat snitch at McDonald's that called the cops on Luigi

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Day 10 of the #Lego #StarWars Advent Calendar. They could've at least given her a holiday sweater like they did with Leia.

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This is easily my all-time favorite video game achievement: El Kabonging a motherfucker

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