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The phat cotton Candy clouds coming from the Vatican foretell the coming of a slutty little pope

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the mass deportation machine could not run without regular cops doing regular cop stuff they have been doing for years

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Everyone’s talking about the search for a fuckable pope

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Look I’m no expert on Catholicism, but what I do know is that the people want a hot pope

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Your mom, your aunties, even your Nonna, is whispering that the Vatican needs someone like “Jude Law in the Young Pope” but “with a BBL”? Now I personally have no opinion about this, but they insist

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Everyday people on the street come up to me and say we want a Pope who’s a naughty little thotty. And what’s more they are saying please let the cardinals choose a pontiff with a snatched waist and big nattys oh please please

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scientists at CERN are cooling the magnets and ramping up beam energies for this effort as we speak

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This is what the people are asking for

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Your mom, your aunties, even your Nonna, is whispering that the Vatican needs someone like “Jude Law in the Young Pope” but “with a BBL”? Now I personally have no opinion about this, but they insist

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The conclave to elect a baddie pope

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Everyday people on the street come up to me and say we want a Pope who’s a naughty little thotty. And what’s more they are saying please let the cardinals choose a pontiff with a snatched waist and big nattys oh please please

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Look I’m no expert on Catholicism, but what I do know is that the people want a hot pope

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Everyone’s talking about the search for a fuckable pope

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i think it's so important to not limit ourselves; to allow us to think of a better world, even if that gets us called idealistic or naive. i'm talking of course about imagining a universe in which a personal printer that works has been invented

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The problem with society is that it’s all trolley problems but no trolleys. Bring back the trolley.

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At a work thing listening to a guy explain killdozer to the guy running the seminar This is living

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Vestigial Rochester accent

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Wish we were all lucky enough to live under a dog mayor

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I’m REALLY gonna hate it when I get socially murdered

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The cool thing is that even as the empire collapses, I still manage to find ways to feel Shit about being bad at my job. I call this multitasking

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Waking up at 5am does weird things to a person I’m watching the sunrise while reading Chumbawumba’s antifascist liner notes on my way to work

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The destruction of the good internet was solidified when they got rid of flash. Bring back flash games

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The cool thing is that even as the empire collapses, I still manage to find ways to feel Shit about being bad at my job. I call this multitasking

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I’m REALLY gonna hate it when I get socially murdered

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I would simply hate to get socially murdered

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My belief is that something is art when you do it really big, really small or just a lot. don’t know how to make art? Try doing it a lot

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Also it’s craft if you can (hypothetically) touch it Art is when you do things a lot and craft is when you do things that can be touched. Done. Settled.

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My belief is that something is art when you do it really big, really small or just a lot. don’t know how to make art? Try doing it a lot

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It isn't about finding 'replacements' for Gaiman and other creatives that get exposed for their monstrous bullshit. It's about pulling away from idolatry. If work resonates with you, that's fine. It does not connect you to the creative in a way that demands blind fealty.

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I don’t fully know the way to express this, but when I read a story like the one about Gaiman, I think how it is mostly sheer luck that I survived the fandom spaces I was in as a young girl without horror stories of my own So many similar stories from so many similar spaces

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look!!!

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Meet Onions.

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Everyone’s favorite cryptid is the funky little white boy

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The phat cotton Candy clouds coming from the Vatican foretell the coming of a slutty little pope

the mass deportation machine could not run without regular cops doing regular cop stuff they have been doing for years

Everyone’s talking about the search for a fuckable pope

Look I’m no expert on Catholicism, but what I do know is that the people want a hot pope

Your mom, your aunties, even your Nonna, is whispering that the Vatican needs someone like “Jude Law in the Young Pope” but “with a BBL”? Now I personally have no opinion about this, but they insist

Everyday people on the street come up to me and say we want a Pope who’s a naughty little thotty. And what’s more they are saying please let the cardinals choose a pontiff with a snatched waist and big nattys oh please please

scientists at CERN are cooling the magnets and ramping up beam energies for this effort as we speak

This is what the people are asking for

Your mom, your aunties, even your Nonna, is whispering that the Vatican needs someone like “Jude Law in the Young Pope” but “with a BBL”? Now I personally have no opinion about this, but they insist

The conclave to elect a baddie pope

Everyday people on the street come up to me and say we want a Pope who’s a naughty little thotty. And what’s more they are saying please let the cardinals choose a pontiff with a snatched waist and big nattys oh please please

Look I’m no expert on Catholicism, but what I do know is that the people want a hot pope

Everyone’s talking about the search for a fuckable pope

i think it's so important to not limit ourselves; to allow us to think of a better world, even if that gets us called idealistic or naive. i'm talking of course about imagining a universe in which a personal printer that works has been invented

The problem with society is that it’s all trolley problems but no trolleys. Bring back the trolley.

At a work thing listening to a guy explain killdozer to the guy running the seminar This is living

Vestigial Rochester accent

Wish we were all lucky enough to live under a dog mayor

I’m REALLY gonna hate it when I get socially murdered

The cool thing is that even as the empire collapses, I still manage to find ways to feel Shit about being bad at my job. I call this multitasking

Waking up at 5am does weird things to a person I’m watching the sunrise while reading Chumbawumba’s antifascist liner notes on my way to work

The destruction of the good internet was solidified when they got rid of flash. Bring back flash games

The cool thing is that even as the empire collapses, I still manage to find ways to feel Shit about being bad at my job. I call this multitasking

I’m REALLY gonna hate it when I get socially murdered

I would simply hate to get socially murdered

My belief is that something is art when you do it really big, really small or just a lot. don’t know how to make art? Try doing it a lot

Also it’s craft if you can (hypothetically) touch it Art is when you do things a lot and craft is when you do things that can be touched. Done. Settled.

My belief is that something is art when you do it really big, really small or just a lot. don’t know how to make art? Try doing it a lot

It isn't about finding 'replacements' for Gaiman and other creatives that get exposed for their monstrous bullshit. It's about pulling away from idolatry. If work resonates with you, that's fine. It does not connect you to the creative in a way that demands blind fealty.

I don’t fully know the way to express this, but when I read a story like the one about Gaiman, I think how it is mostly sheer luck that I survived the fandom spaces I was in as a young girl without horror stories of my own So many similar stories from so many similar spaces

look!!!

Meet Onions.

Everyone’s favorite cryptid is the funky little white boy

I am achieving a zen like nature though Swiss darning. For every stitch I do, I must undo another. It is like making a mandala out of sand

That simply cannot have been the cheapest option

This dude is at his band’s gig using a podcasting mic???