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mr-cheeseman.bsky.social
“If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit” - WC Fields ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎ Avid homosexual, slave to Janitor AI, autistic South Park fan and a mediocre artist<3
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My current hyperfixation is Clarksons Farm, and the excitement I have from it is equal to or more than the amount of energy I’d get from cocaine.

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Obamas ‘Let me be clear’ but it’s ‘let me be queer’, and I’m saying it to my mother

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me, after getting drafted but having not yet received my helmet: “hey, where’s my war hat?”

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I love the fact there’s all these famous beautiful women and just Caseoh in the background 😭 he’s the whole reason I started playing 🙏

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I love when chatGPT does this he’s so pookie

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They should call child services on me for the amount of times I’ve dropped my poor phone :(

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*me pulling up to my drug dealers house, piggy bank in hand* dude do you take change?

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When I say Kenny is my favorite character I don’t mean in the way lots of Stans do. I’m not a “oh my god he’s so hot😍” kinda fan. Ew, he’s 9. I love him because he is my son and he’s very relatable<3 know the difference

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Random projects i spontaneously keep working on

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WHY IS CHATGPT RIZZING ME?!!?

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I literally just ate two cheese quesadillas in a row and I’m making a third life is good

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Me, on the 8th day of Christmas: we’ll I’m glad I didn’t get another bird, but what the fuck are these maids supposed to milk, and why do I need 8 of them??

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When I’m looking for a bot and I see ‘Aresangell’ as the creator so I just ascend into the third dimension

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My best piece of advice for the new year is to start a quote book in your notes app. Anything that you or your friends say that is funny, philosophical or generally memorable, put it in, then at the end of the year make a little movie on CapCut with them :)

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When I get that (gshag2) error code I want to wage war

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Panama City ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎

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@itsmattrose.bsky.social I found this beautiful soap dish in pedasi panama and I immediately thought of you

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When I’ve listened to every episode of my podcast (2k+ eps) so now I have to listen to my thoughts

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In Panama with my spawn point (father dearest), eating the best pizza of my life for $4

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