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mr-mcballin.bsky.social
box muncher🍽️📦
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i wish i had my xbox controller out here i wanna play minecraft

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“he’s lucky he didn’t bring his CPAP machine or i would have shitted all over it”

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i love standing in the sun for three minutes and thinking i’m gonna tan

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whose the top mike or sully?

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“it squirted on me” “oh was that your first time” if i wasn’t contractually obligated to be here i would have been fired months ago

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i think the dirt out here is working as dry shampoo

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i can’t wait to go home in the summer😁😁😁

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my cuticles may never recover from this field

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pray for me yall it’s diabolical out here

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

chat should i go live during the convoy tomorrow

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

non binary baristas really carry the queer community on their backs shout out to them

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my eyebrow piercing era will be lethal i just know it

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

insanely jealous of everyone at the PWHL game in detroit right now☝️☝️

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my brother got a job alert the media🚨🚨

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i just bought some girl scout cookies and the mom was badddd chat

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i absolutely need to to do my taxes before i go to the field i kept forgetting🤓🤓

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“what flavor is it” “pink and blue”

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todays day at work can only be described with painful screaming

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“you’re doing the i work on concrete floor dance” please leave me alone im in pain

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“i don’t want to be electrocuted if i got the death penalty. they have to shave you bald! what abt my bush????”

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“butch lite”

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no really like what about my bush????

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“hors d’oeuvres” who the fuck just say hors doeuvres?

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“if i’m not munching box, i love talking to you guys”

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this year and for the last nine years in a row i’ll be giving up men for lent💜

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i’ve been working my ass of all week at this point i can’t wait to go to the field just so i get a fucking break

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

“girth reduction surgery”

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men really piss me off

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i miss home until i come home and remember why i don’t come home anymore.

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i need creative names for my truck help a sister out

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my bitcoins down 75 cents fuck

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i need a woman to spoil me like hayley does

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i just bought some bitcoin and why did it immediately go down 20 cents…

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i would like to thank the community for the birthday wishes🥳🎉

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

happy birthday @mr-mcballin.bsky.social have the greatest day ever you’re the real american hero

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

@mr-mcballin.bsky.social EARTH SISTER BIRTHDAY. I FEEL THE EARTH CELEBRATING YOUR SOUL. 🍃🌳🪨🧎‍♀️🌬️

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

birthday beer birthday beer birthday beer

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

“time of moaning”

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“who ate all the pussy🤷‍♂️🤨”

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no boots acquired rest in piece my bank account

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i need new boots rip my bank account

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

so i just fully took a sip of that uhh pray for me😀

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“bitch unhand me”

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