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mr-tipsy.bsky.social
Probably somewhere with a bottle of tequila and my cat. Inglewood ✈️AZ Notary || DJ || Reformed Fat Nigga
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Just started watching Breaking Bad, this nigga Pinkman is an idiot

I really miss a good function, we really was on

Every time I walk away, here she comes. It would make my day if she just left me the fuck alone. I can’t focus

Any breakup tips?? I just want to be by myself but the bitch won’t leave me alone

Shoulda just start rapping or something. This work shit is garbage

Today it’s my Friday, I’m giving minimum effort all day

Aiight man, time to let the Kendrick and Drake shit go. For the sanctity of social media 🙏🏾 just shut the fuck up

Quiet as kept, niggas really fuck with Taylor Swift 😂😂 let TayTay come on and it’s a real killer that’s gone bob his head. I know some gangster ass Swifties

“If I was you, I’d be worried bout the pimples on the booty”

My nigga.. its cold as polar bear pussy in AZ. We bout to die

Bruh….. I work for these muhfuckas. Came in today, no answers 🥹 I’m about to lose my job 😂😂

Welp, that was fun while it lasted. Time to find a new job 😂

I love water

Sometimes you gotta just eat it and let her fall asleep, no dick.

Damn… the Skyline has been corrupted.. what happened to regular people????

I wear my woman worn panties around my neck while I work. It gives me motivation

I wish I was stupid sometimes. Stupid people have all the fun, and they get all the random gratuitous opportunities

The love/hate relationship with work is exhausting

Shit be real when you see the spit outline of ya cheeks on the sheets

When I first start smoking at like 13, I accidentally burned off my eyelashes and half my eyebrow. Shit was ugly for bout 2 months

Maaaan I need some friends 😂 where is the relationship issues chat at?

I wanna hear some stories about people who said “fuck that NDA” and spilled the beans

I love me some Glo. “Its 7pm Friday, it’s 95°”

Im drunk

My nigga chili cheese hashbrowns at Waffle House gone go every time

Plies really fucked up R&B 😂 Ms. Pretty Pussy was the turning point

Everybody at the bar gettin tipsy

This is not a safe space for Onlyfans hoes…. Please stop following me.

I am committed to being a piece of shit for the next 2 days. 🤷🏾‍♂️

If you see a nigga got earphones in, why the fuck are you speaking to me?

I don’t wanna hear no more tough shit from Drake. Nigga bet not say shit about “the guys”, the gang, the squad. Not a peep, marshmallow ass nigga

Good googly moogly

Chicken nuggets and french fries gone hit everytime

I need to connect with more people in AZ. Where the fuck ya’ll at?

I was drunk den a muhfucka last night 😂😂😂

I will always go to a Blxst concert. That nigga is amazing

I’m a simple man, when my woman say “I want” or “I like. I buy🤷🏾‍♂️