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SFBA/NOLA/NY. ⚜️🍉🇺🇦 All opinions expressed here are not my own, nor are they the opinions of my employers.
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Modern Dickens: “It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times”.

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If a man stares long enough into the abyss...he will want to pee into it.

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The Resolute Desk is now The Resolute Cuck Chair.

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I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

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Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. …but I live on the 6th floor?

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david lynch had an insane aura

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Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ugh.

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Her: I take my Whippets to dog shows. Me: Whip-its? Huh, didn’t think people liked to party like that at a dog show, but you do you!

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All churches are multi-denominational. They accept tens, twenties, fifties...

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ok so in the end the cybertruck explosion story has a lot of pretty dark elements that reflect really poorly on american culture, but I think we can all admit that it's a little funny that the guy clearly plugged the wrong las vegas into google maps

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The Pulitzer Prize winning cartoonist Ann Telnaes has resigned from her position at the Washington Post after her cartoon depicting Jeff Bezos and other billionaires genuflecting toward Trump was killed. Her piece here: https://bit.ly/3Pk1g07

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Jen Psaki slams Democrats for picking a cancer-stricken 74-year-old to head the oversight committee, saying "this felt like an obvious chance to apply some of the lessons we learned from the November election" and that "Democrats missed what I would consider a big opportunity."

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What if we called glucose outsulin?

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time for possibly the greatest christmas banger of all time, and definitely the most overachieving cover in the history of music. this is like if someone tore up the club with hot cross buns

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Buffa’s has always been a circus but this is ridiculous. #NOLAsky

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I’ve never had a partnership break up over “creative differences”. In my experience, I’d heard those differences expressed before. Very uncreative.

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Rickey Henderson ain’t dead til Rickey tell you he dead.

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