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"This Bud's For You" commercial where instead of a gun Bud Dwyer pulls an ice cold six pack from that bag and shares it with his colleagues as they announce his corruption charges are dropped

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I don't drink Red Bull for the energy, I drink it for the refreshing taste of baby aspirin

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Reinvent yourself all you like. As long as you're doing it for the right reasons.

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coming this holiday season

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You absolutely cannot trust that I won't say it

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

ketchup is wrong maybe it shouldn’t exist maybe america shouldn’t exist

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George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

submitted 22 hours ago • 98 comments

Let me take this format for a spin

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

@micahtheseeker.bsky.social dam brother how was I not following you back already. Good to see you

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Just an insane photoshoot today

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It’s like Mr Rogers said, “look for the Luigis.”

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ME: i want an extra large bag of shredded cheese to eat with my bare hands GENIE: again, you don’t have to use a wish for that

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10 likes and i’ll commit tax fraud

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Gooooood morning, gang! You rocking with Phone It In Friday?

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

🎶 hello heartburn my old friend 🎶

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been struggling with the idea that all of human history, all of the destruction, the suffering, the brutality, the razing, the pillaging, the salting of the beautiful fields of this planet has all led up to this. guys burning down everything built over that ruin just so they can do a coy nazi salute

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EXCUSE ME?!?!

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Wtf are you kidding me. Fuck the deficit. Gimme that 5 LARGE BITCH

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Just stubbed my toe in a crowded restaurant and freestyled a new diss track in my ongoing beef against myself

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

submitted 3 days ago • 372 comments

Men are great bc when you have a serious concern for your livelihood they’re like “ok”

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I have had enough with this flesh prison

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watches The Sopranos once 🤌

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

representation in the media is important

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My maans here is creepy lookin af, but shit if he wasn't stuntin on a LONG list of haters

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I hate pasta but I am so good at it

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Big labes energy.

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I guess beggars can’t be choosers, but I prefer chicken eggs.

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Trump: "There's a map on the back of the Constitution. We're going to be looking at it very closely. We've been talking about it from the day I got in, and we're looking at that very, very strongly."

submitted 3 days ago • 41 comments

"im not manipulated! im not manipulated!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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when the taller person is the little spoon, the smaller person becomes their jetpack

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I had two wolves inside me but never had them checked and it turns out they were metastatic wolves so now I have wolves all throughout my body Nurse: … I guess just check the “chronic pain” box

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Smoking that shit that makes someone follow 25.6k accounts on Blue Sky

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‘c’mere and lemme butter that beard’ i wink, holding a tub of land-o-lakes

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

as your lawyer I recommend slipping beneath a continental plate or at least a fissure deep within a cave

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

"This Bud's For You" commercial where instead of a gun Bud Dwyer pulls an ice cold six pack from that bag and shares it with his colleagues as they announce his corruption charges are dropped

I don't drink Red Bull for the energy, I drink it for the refreshing taste of baby aspirin

Reinvent yourself all you like. As long as you're doing it for the right reasons.

coming this holiday season

You absolutely cannot trust that I won't say it

ketchup is wrong maybe it shouldn’t exist maybe america shouldn’t exist

George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

Let me take this format for a spin

@micahtheseeker.bsky.social dam brother how was I not following you back already. Good to see you

Just an insane photoshoot today

It’s like Mr Rogers said, “look for the Luigis.”

ME: i want an extra large bag of shredded cheese to eat with my bare hands GENIE: again, you don’t have to use a wish for that

10 likes and i’ll commit tax fraud

Gooooood morning, gang! You rocking with Phone It In Friday?

🎶 hello heartburn my old friend 🎶

been struggling with the idea that all of human history, all of the destruction, the suffering, the brutality, the razing, the pillaging, the salting of the beautiful fields of this planet has all led up to this. guys burning down everything built over that ruin just so they can do a coy nazi salute

EXCUSE ME?!?!

Wtf are you kidding me. Fuck the deficit. Gimme that 5 LARGE BITCH

Just stubbed my toe in a crowded restaurant and freestyled a new diss track in my ongoing beef against myself

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

Men are great bc when you have a serious concern for your livelihood they’re like “ok”

I have had enough with this flesh prison

watches The Sopranos once 🤌

representation in the media is important

My maans here is creepy lookin af, but shit if he wasn't stuntin on a LONG list of haters

I hate pasta but I am so good at it

Big labes energy.

I guess beggars can’t be choosers, but I prefer chicken eggs.

Trump: "There's a map on the back of the Constitution. We're going to be looking at it very closely. We've been talking about it from the day I got in, and we're looking at that very, very strongly."

"im not manipulated! im not manipulated!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

when the taller person is the little spoon, the smaller person becomes their jetpack

I had two wolves inside me but never had them checked and it turns out they were metastatic wolves so now I have wolves all throughout my body Nurse: … I guess just check the “chronic pain” box

Smoking that shit that makes someone follow 25.6k accounts on Blue Sky

‘c’mere and lemme butter that beard’ i wink, holding a tub of land-o-lakes

as your lawyer I recommend slipping beneath a continental plate or at least a fissure deep within a cave

I hereby give science permission to extract DNA from my fossilized remains caught in maple syrup for a future Jurassic Park-type scenario

Did you just dip your balls in glitter? Pretty nuts, man

Cherub Cheeks Clap

in shadows it lurks

can someone please explain my joke to me