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mrbookas.bsky.social
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Basketball would be a much cooler game if it was tackle basketball

Funniest part about the Carry On movie is the idea that the main guys dad was rejected from POLICE ACADEMY… more than once. I don’t think that happens to anyone.. ever

I need someone to explain the psychological implications of someone taking selfies whenever they’re crying. I simply do not understand the motivations

Grandmas were on to something when they started putting chairs in showers

Everyone talking about getting their shit together… My dumbass been flushing this whole time

WHAT the FUCK were those monkey things in the new Gladiator movie??

You guys think Pewdiepie has to sit his son down and have the “bridge talk”?

Breaking out the housewarming gift wine from my mom. Somebody warn my ex pls. Thanks 🫶

A cruise controller in a world full of floaters

Alright everyone go around the table and tell us what you’re holding space for this Thanksgiving

That’s my job!

Turkeys gave their lives today just to be the most mid meat you ever tasted

Might leave the Thanksgiving function to smoke a cigarette No drama or anything just thought it’d be a vibe I also don’t smoke