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Ineffectual middle management by day, mediocre guitar player by night.
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We’ll bury the head here, and bury the body where NO ONE will ever find it…37 feet away from the head. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Maybe the local police shouldn’t have a 28 digit phone number #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

If she’s looking for water, why is she walking up hill? #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Jack Palance pronounced his name with emphasis on the first syllable PALance, and hated when people pronounced it palANCE. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Biggest threat to the Japanese subway since Aum Shinrikyo #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

The scene where the Japanese people get a lecture on only harming the bad one, by a guy from the country who dropped 2 atomic bombs on them #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

These soldiers don’t have white gloves on. Clearly not ready for battle #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

He’s headed South by Southwest. The Black Keys are headlining #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

“Maybe it a spontaneous clone” is his best theory???? #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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“Maybe we shouldn’t ask so many questions” sounds like what any great scientist would say #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Having the Lasers cut the trees around him is a GREAT touch by the special effects team. Low budget doesn’t mean bad #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Hey helicopter pilots, you know how high he can reach. Fly 10 feet HIGHER than that. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Luring it in just to shine lights in its eyes was kind of a dick move. Just sayin’ #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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“I had to stand up for THAT?” - The trumpet player #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

2nd best song on any film soundtrack, right behind #1 Birdemic “Hanging Out With My Family” #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Russ Tamblyn is high as fu@$ in this scene #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I went to a tariff war and a hockey game broke out

submitted 21 days ago • 18 comments

Harry Connick Jr. is having 2nd thoughts about killing the dog #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

37 seconds in and the dog dies? F@&k this movie #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

He probably could have told the snake all this while it was in its cage #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I ain’t no sciencetamatition, but if he wants them to multiply, why is he only making snake men? #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Kristy isn’t too quick on the uptake, as my Dad would say #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

With Yoyo in the shop, Holmes had to investigate on his own #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I’m suddenly turning into a snake. Well, if the snake doctor who’s been giving me shots wants me to drink something but won’t tell me what it is, I guess I’ll trust him #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

“You people are nuts” - the guy who climbed a lattice to look through a girl’s window #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

What kind of business plan is this? “If we get this rare snake, people will give us quarters at our sideshow”. #Svengoolie

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Miles, who was scheduled for last year’s #KittyBowl when we adopted him, is very interested in this year’s team #cats

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Man, Elon’s DOGE meetings are something else #CurseOfTheWerewolf #Svengoolie #Svenpals #MeTV

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Who got redacted from the credits and why? #Svengoolie #Svenpals #MeTV

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Mostly what I’ve learned so far this year is that the people I always suspected wouldn’t be all that bothered by a Nazi salute weren’t all that bothered by a Nazi salute.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

“The creature MUST be taken alive” The hell it does! Open fire!!! #Svengoolie #Svenpals #MeTV

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I will run a 5k for what ever the f&$@ is wrong with Rishabh #Jeopardy

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

As with all weapons, we pinky swear promise to only use it once #Svengoolie #Svenpals #MeTV

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Wait…the fish tank is full AGAIN? This guy just REALLY hates fish! #Svengoolie #Svenpals #MeTV

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

The music in this film is absolutely fantastic. Akira Ifukube was a genius. Few have understood the assignment better. #Svengoolie #Svenpals #MeTV

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Apparently she isn’t a fan of the Crab Boil #Svengoolie #Svenpals #MeTV

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

With an all Japanese cast, at least we won’t have anyone who’s been on Perry Mason…Doh! #Svengoolie #Svenpals #MeTY

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

My wife usually doesn’t watch, but will today. When she was a kid in Maryland, she and her sister went to a camp at the Round House Theater and the instructor, John Michael Higgins, had been an uncredited extra in it. Hope #Svengoolie points it out or we see him.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

So much of Abbott & Costello’s humor stems from neither one being able turn their heads even a little to see what’s happening around them. #Svengoolie

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Interesting age range. Dad’s in his 60’s, the teen daughter is 42 and step-mom is 26. #Svengoolie

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve never had deer tracks right at my doorstep before. There can be but one explanation. The REAL Santa came here. Merry Christmas

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Miles wishing Happy Holidays to all #Catsofbluesky

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

“A Serbian Film” is a Christmas movie.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

After killing the dinosaur, Maryann went on the be a school furnace #Svengoolie #svenpals #metv

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments