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I love this piece because the dude is clearly completely satisfied with his hairline

submitted 15 hours ago • 47 comments

there's a local kebab place whose website claims to have a PDF of the menu, but when you open the PDF it's just a single photo of a kebab and chips

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Financial Experts Recommend Diversifying Portfolio With Multiple Harebrained Schemes theonion.com/financi...

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing

submitted 4 days ago • 129 comments

they should make a cartoon about a funny talking sandwich instead, would be cool

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.

submitted 6 days ago • 464 comments

"you can draw whatever you want to draw. it's fine. you're allowed. nobody thinks you're weird. people are here for the art. drawing whatever is fun for you is the privilege you are owed for being able to draw. it's fine. you are not a one-trick pony. god damn it."

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results

submitted 8 days ago • 77 comments

Prime Minister Keir Starmer

submitted 8 days ago • 171 comments

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

submitted 10 days ago • 278 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 54 comments

This is the creepy primary school kid whose lunch every day is just a plain yoghurt tub he eats with his finger.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Lol great day for people who have literally zero idea what 4chan is or how it works to suddenly get very vocal about it

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments

*first date ideas*

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 13 comments

Was having an existential crisis this week. I had several "I can't trust my instincts" moments at work and with my hobbies. I eventually arrived at "I'm grateful I get to practice these things at all" and "fuck it, we ball".

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Report: Majority Of Nation’s Civic Engagement Centered Around Oppressing Other People theonion.com/report-...

submitted 15 days ago • 62 comments

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

submitted 18 days ago • 153 comments

this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years

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submitted 17 days ago • 16 comments

Typing "what happens if you take too much creatine," screen cracking with every press, phone case warping to the shape of my hand

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

submitted 18 days ago • 172 comments

Epyx glowy neon game cover appreciation post. <3 You'd definitely be giving these a longer look if you saw these on the shelves of your local computer or electronics games store in the early-mid-80s.

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

The Doctors Telling Us Not To Drink Our Urine Probably Just Want It For Themselves theonion.com/the-doc...

submitted 20 days ago • 62 comments

Nestlé Buys E.Coli For $2.3 Billion

submitted 19 days ago • 49 comments

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

submitted 20 days ago • 1289 comments

cant belive the boring part is almost done! I implemented a simple menu, all weapons are working 100%, the game can import text file! the stage 1 is 100% done! Now i can make more content for Bionator! #retropc #bionator

submitted 20 days ago • 11 comments

Quake Jerma

submitted 20 days ago • 12 comments

Opening Bloomberg.com right now

submitted 21 days ago • 64 comments

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#birdbot

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submitted 25 days ago • 23 comments

You give teachers apples. Doctors are afraid of apples. Therefore, Doctors are afraid of teachers. Qed

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Me after my roommates asked who ate their food.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments