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mrcontroversy83.bsky.social
@CinemaBlend's James Bond (expert)/Alita Guy. Also versed in Large Scale Aggressors, time travel, GdT & cocktails. Fights so many blood feuds for The User.
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Oh hell. More people are following me here, and it honestly feels nicer than some other places. Which means I should be putting more material up here. So...is there anything you folks would be interested in seeing me do more/less of? No wrong answers here.

If the next administration is serious about bringing filming back to the states, the best (and most Republican) thing they can do is create Federal tax incentives that make it cost the same as it does to film in London, Canada, New Zealand, or Australia. Hollywood would LOVE to shoot at home.

A simple guide to avoiding cancellation: 1) Keep your hands to yourself. Fans & colleagues aren't there for your sexual gratification. 2) No, really. Keep your hands to yourself. 3) Don't say hateful shit. 4) Avoid thinking hateful shit. It's not hard. 5) That's it. Hands. Hateful shit. Really.

Josh Ruben is one of the best people on the planet. No one deserves to lose their dream home, but people as kind and genuine as Josh and Lauren especially don't deserve this. Donating to a Josh Ruben GFM? NO PROBLEM. www.gofundme.com/f/show-love-...

Mister Rogers never misses

This. Absolutely this.

Senator that is a TIE fighter

RFK Jr: I used to fight my brain worm. We’d wrestle for control of my body. But then we made a truce where it gets to control me for 1 hour every day. We call it Worm’s Time. In fact, it’s happe- *spasms, flops onto floor and begins slithering* RFK Jr: (even more gravelly voice) Wormsss time

@themeparkdirk.bsky.social is a righteous dude. Full stop.

"Succumb to your incisors..."

Oh...OH FUCK YES! This is an official request to get @realgdt.bsky.social on #OverdueRentals, so we can talk out the underrated gem that is NIGHTMARE ALLEY! I STILL remember the dark glee of that ending washing over me in that press screening.

I hate that this is a Wednesday...and it happens to fall on the 70th birthday of my father, the Bond fan who started me off. But if they need anymore singers, I'd be happy to audition, practice, and knock it out of the park!

...assemble The Dudes.

Am I going to Scarborough Fair? How ‘bout mind ya business

I just got Watergate'd, and in the best way possible. #MuppetGate

Le tits now (2019)

Go see #Anora. Seriously, Neon Rated has a beautifully human awards season gem on its hands. Director Sean Baker and star Mikey Madison hold court with an amazing ensemble cast. You will fall for Anora, and rightfully so.

I'm going to have to use this a lot more often now, aren't I? Well may as well get a proper greeting in then, right?

It's very rare that you'll find a platform where I'm totally silent. Looks like you can scratch one more off the list.