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mrcouso.bsky.social
He/Him dipshit photographer, TTRPG forever DM and unprofessional degenerate with a horror podcast Said podcast @badcatpod.bsky.social Insta: https://www.instagram.com/mrcouso?igsh=MWFzNW95NWNxdjl5aA==
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If on a dating app and you got a full forearm Hogwarts tattoo, say that you relax by watching Harry Potter movies and state you're non political no amount of cute bangs are going to save you from me screaming TERF and pointing at you

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Damn modern times really making me miss medieval Feudalism

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It do be jiggling #fatboisummer

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

A 18 year old boy just very aggressively asked me if I sucked dick out of nowhere? It was like a flashbang,I'm 16 again about to get bullied "No?" I reply unsure knowing it's a lie "In a corporate way" "Oh then yes I definitely do suck dick there as well"

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Me when the Sun shines is this godforsaken island

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

New Pope about to drop

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

This is a prime example of why Philosophy should be taught in schools

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Actual footage of me dealing with the Portuguese Government trying to do the simplest of tasks (activating a code with an app they built) ((It does not work))

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

@adlaim.bsky.social I keep telling you to listen to Trashfuture

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

submitted 488 days ago • 18 comments

Spain and Portugal are both in a nation wide blackout either because of the climate or a cyber attack. It's worrying whichever way you look at it

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

The unmedicated ADHD energy is strong in this episode

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if 4chan dying will be one of those events that goes unnoticed that has huge ripples down the line

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

If I was forced to be around JD Vance I'd fucking die too

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I just realized that the 25th anniversary of 9/11 is going to be with Trump and I feel like the Purge is going to start on that day

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks to my mom for bringing me chorizo from back home, you a real one Making myself some huevos rotos a dish that will hopefully kill me

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

"Oh AI makes art more accessible and democratic" Ok you drooling techbro clearly you never grabbed a rock and drew on the floor

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Sure my Instagram algorithm gives me videos of that one guy in a gimp suit diving into septic tanks, but the only question I have is "What is his lighting set up because it's got very nice warm tones on camera" What are your secrets fecal gimp?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

This is fucking wild behavior. How is your reply to a foreign (which shouldn't really matter) reporter asking about a major security fuck in your government be "Fuck you you foreign bitch"

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

People outside of Portugal cannot understand the joy of a sticky Folar de Olhāo

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

If you think 1977's Suspiria fight me I crave attention and seek engagement

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Cyberpunk as a genre was supposed to be a cautionary tale not a goddamn roadmap

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

"If you cannot settle for being not on fire and you decide to be on fire then we will put you out with the corn water you selfish girl" This is my favorite thing my co-host Eva has said (in a thick German accent) this year

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"It's not a Nazi pink triangle it's a Roman magenta triforce" says man with brickable face

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Millennial burger joints this, Millennial tattoos that, how about you Millennial get off my nuts

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

The one thing that the US has that is objectively good is the Natural Park service

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to LustSickPuppy to study for my ADHD test

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submitted 79 days ago • 13 comments

2025 is the year where I'm proposing that Tapas restaurants are a hate crime

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

After December 2024 the intro chords for Green Day's Brain Stew tickle my brain in a much different way

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

As things get worse in America I keep getting more and more people asking if I'm American because of my accent, which worries me I'm not American but my accent in English got colonized by the USA's softpower

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

For the non Spanish speakers out there you need to understand that this is the background noise of Spain

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments