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Aquarius: "Mercury was in retrograde" is not an accepted legal defense. So the collapse of law has come at a pretty lucky time for you.

We should all rejoice. The catering size plastic wrap we bought in lock down one has finally been used up. Never thought it would happen but 5 years of hard work & here we are.

E-book deal alert! The Night Guest is on sale today (and only today I think!) for 2.99 USD across all online retailers, courtesy of @torbooks.bsky.social! Would appreciate if you would share this for me lovely friends 🙏😉😘

Hugs on drugs!

Ah here, this should be wanker boarding. I am just going to have to put on me reading glasses every time I use the phone eh? Up yours middle age, ya dick!

If Marky Z did another waker boarding vid, with flag. That would go a long way to alleviating our concerns

Weird wearing outdoor clothes for this long eh?

Happy New Year youse 🎉

What TV friendship do you view as aspirational?

Going outside for a smoke was the only fresh air I got most days. Having been forced off them by circumstances I now just lie/lounge around in the fetid indoors. Is this actually better than getting outside in nature & being happy? Absolutely not

Was watching yet another drama last night where someone under stress was smoking a cigarette to convey this. With 2/3 of the population now unfamiliar with civil society, it's time to use some other device. 1/2

Watched True Detective 3 this week I quite enjoyed the time slipping element Seeing the lads becoming more or less careworn was larks That said was less silly than 2 but doubt I'll ever watch it again Should be getting 4 for Christmas, so I stay tuned for another gripping review

Well it's that time of year folks The local supermarket has started to remove staples from the shelves and expect us to substitute them for pies and panettone

Having no sport except on the news bulletins makes you wish there'd be an election every weekend

The absolute worst thing about blue sky is the amount of creative talented people all over the place doing stuff While I, a potato, sit here and rot

Post you from a different era (right)

I'm really not sure this gaming malarkey will take off considering the amount of aching my decrepit body does once I've done a little

Tried these Not as successful as the brain filled ones from last time

Excellent As we all know once the dog posts reach parity or exceed cat posts the social network will implode Keep up the good work everyone!

Took up the ring fit on switch Lemme tell ya I am one unfit fella Been at it a week most nights & can't even beat lvl 3 It keeps asking if I'd like to rest too The actual cheek

Not until you invite a cat into your bedroom will you find out that smell will wake you from the deepest of slumbers

Tried these Not bad tbh

We pay a national DJ hundreds of thousands a year to not have a show but to bring us memories of 1993 for 40 or so minutes Bet management loved that they just played enough of each track to remind but not attract a fee

Queenie says hi

Neffy

I felt like joining in with this Turns out 1994 is a terrible year for gifs

Do the dishes Hal!

Still no telly Scraping the magic box each night to stave off the signal withdrawal Watching art shows about mannerism Rock bottom stuff

Me TV has no signal & honestly I'm bereft

Was talking to a local representative before the election and they were reassuring me that the majority of folk on the doors aren't racist populists Now I feel they may have been lied to #le24

Alan The king of scowls

Hilarious to find out that my missus' supervisor did not know colds were contagious Anyway we've won the contract to generate all of the country's mucous needs for the foreseeable

Rosa peering over the door of her cave aka the Bean

Bernice

Amaryllis Gervase

The dogs have the right idea A Sleepy Sunday for everyone

Some badly photographed Amaryllis to begin