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Just dorkin’ around doin’ whatever ROC to NYC
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“That’s a well-fed man with a zest for life” — me looking at every LSU dad in the stands

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they’re assembling the pervert megazord

submitted 8 hours ago • 117 comments

Got a ConEd alert telling me to use less energy during the heat wave and this is all I can think about.

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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice

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I seriously think the Social Internet is 21st century cigarettes. Complete with secondary smoke causing a lot of harm in nonusers.

submitted 7 hours ago • 75 comments

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

submitted 21 hours ago • 773 comments

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

submitted 2 days ago • 86 comments

Off the Hillary step and three thousand feet down to a folding table if you’re a real one

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i re-assert my notion that okc is the buffalo of the great plains because this feels very familiar

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This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.

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I know only so many people care about New York City, and I respect that. But I want people to know that this potatohead goober owns the consensus Worst Grocery Store Chain, for price and for quality, in a city with some truly heinous grocery stores.

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It's extremely frustrating that my dad didn't purchase the Los Angeles Lakers in 1979, when he was 16, so I could sell them for $10 billion in 2025. Unimaginable lack of foresight, dad

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i love when rich new yorkers are like “tax me too much and ill leave.” no they won’t. new yorkers are obsessed with new york, especially wealthy new yorkers. where else can they feel like the emperor in his glittering imperial core? indianapolis? be serious

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These people aren’t afraid Mamdani would be a bad mayor. We have a ridiculous, corrupt, incompetent mayor right now and the city is hanging in OK. They’re declaring all-out war because they’re afraid Mamdani (or Lander) might be a good mayor.

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A Netflix show where instead of going to an island to find your mate, you go to find your mate. Bruv Island.

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Wha

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Sabres GM Kevyn Adams I just wanna talk

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Hockey

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Solidarity.

submitted 4 days ago • 43 comments

Taking everything else aside, this one unimportant detail is a little stupid, don’t you think?

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TJ McConnell can’t be doing this in front of my toddler son it’s creating false expectations

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bill belichick texting his 49 year old future father in law: Happy Father's Day, Son .

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Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

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Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes

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Oilers following up an embarrassment with absolutely zero juice

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Series might be over

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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him theonion.com/rift-wi...

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One of the craziest things about tennis is you could come up on the losing end of a total classic, have to sit there for 30 minutes through a ceremony, and give a losing speech to a crowd that was very actively cheering for the other guy all day. Sinner is a much bigger man than I.

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I’m a majors only (and then only for specific players) tennis person but the ceiling for the sport is up there with nearly anything else. Historic match.

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How do you say “SHHHHH!!!!” In French?

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RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

submitted 15 days ago • 77 comments

Out on Long Island and they don’t even know Trump and Musk are mad at each other out here.

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kurt vonnegut butthole dress on fleek

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This Garrett Ellwood photo of the winner goes hard in that lighting

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TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

submitted 17 days ago • 37 comments

once again I must tap my own sign

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COOL!

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Khalil Shakir on 3rd down in 2024 T-1st in yards per route run 1st in yards per target 4th in receiving EPA 4th in EPA per target 9th in positive play rate *Amongst 84 qualifying WRs, RBs, and TEs*

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments