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mrdrprof.bsky.social
25, dead-inside 4th-year chem phd student, chronically bisexual enby (they/them) Binkle is my cat :3
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we were dissatisfied with the lack of realism in sex games out there, which lead to developing our own, wherein at least half of your sexual encounters will have an episode of Family Guy or American Dad playing in the background that neither of you are paying attention to, but will also not turn off

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

Holding a pinky up as I gingerly hold your throbbing dick in my dainty soft hands to aim your piss stream at the hole to fill a balloon up as quickly as possible so I can win a stuffed animal at the carnival

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Regulation? REGULATION? Ensign, we’re about to crawl down a vent on DS9, you need to ADAPT your uniform like ME: Tactical vest? Check. Tactical fanny pack? Yes. Tactical jorts? Naturally. Tactical knee-high socks? Obviously. Tactical crocs? You bet. YES THE THONG IS ALSO TACTICAL

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

he's just trying to understand

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

games are so WOKE now and by WOKE i mean colossal hundred-million dollar live service dlc nightmares published by massive publicly-traded and risk-averse companies that are happy to squander artistic vision if it means fitting the preferences of some bland focus group to please the investors

submitted 6 days ago • 26 comments

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Found this in my phone and it made me laugh all over again

submitted 24 days ago • 14 comments

They want so badly for me to live in fear and despair. But I’m cuddled in bed right now with my girlfriend and cat, in the house I share with my beloved roommates, and every single one of these heartless bigots I see raging against us looks like they’ve never known love in their lives. I’m grateful.

submitted 24 days ago • 58 comments

malort has the best advertising for any alcohol out there. “it tastes like shit, you’ll hate it, and everyone visiting you from outside the midwest will despise it” and every one goes wild for it and can’t get enough

submitted 27 days ago • 233 comments

So many awesome video games coming out this year! Avowed Pirate yakuza Assassins creed shadows Doom: The dark ages South of midnight Elden ring: Nightreign Monster hunter wilds Expedition 33 Atomfall Ninja Gaiden 4 Khazan: The first berserker Crimson desert It’s an amazing time to be a gamer!

submitted 31 days ago • 96 comments

Me: I'm trying to expand my capacity for water Her: Hydration is so important. How much do you drink? Me (holding an enema hose): Drink?

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 34 days ago • 6 comments

That's it. From now on I'm going to do a bad job when I sex.

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

The problem: Due to the nature of capital CEOs are the only population that when attacked gets treated as a serious problem meanwhile school shootings occur en masse. The plan: we will make a mega corporation called KidCo LLC with 72 million Co-CEOs so these crimes are stopped

submitted 60 days ago • 17 comments