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I just want to thank Joe Biden and give him an ice cream cone

Like a crescent moon perfectly hugs the sun As if she will not light the moon on fire if their sizes were correctly perceived

cmon Sharon let’s upgrade from bi curious girls to AT LEAST men preferring bi girls

I wish i could repost tiktok comments. Some comment sections are 10x funnier than the vid itself

I’m gonna say this with my CHEST; gen z is SO mean to gen alpha for no reason. Cringe is not a valid enough reasoning, okay, we have jojo siwa. Also, last time i checked i dont ever remember millennials having a hate train like this towards gen z, if anything they think we r cool.

Riri u right it really ain’t nobody’s damn business

Anyone else have a crippling obsession with fruit merger. Played that game until my eyes were begging for mercy

I don’t want aux. ever. how am i supposed to explain why Ocean Alley was just playing n now Future is

Thanksgiving is a huge chunk of my exposure therapy ANYWHO happy Thanksgiving day sexy mfers 💋💋

Paige and azzi are the youths new #larry

baby baby would you go ahead and would you just go ahead and would you go ahead and just and would you really go ahead and just go ahead and would you go ahead and just CRY

The way Ariana grande said RIGHT in wicked is SO SICKENING

if cats gaf they would be the most intelligent species not humans

i don’t really get the holding space for gravity joke however i cannot help but laughing along bc it makes no sense to me

Barbie was the movie of 2023 and Wicked is easily the movie of 2024

Lana del Rey’s next album is abt to be FIRE.

I cannot believe I’ve been told homophobia doesn’t exist anymore…by a magan.

zayn Malik’s face should be the “perfect face” outline that those tiktok videos reshape celebs with

We aren’t radical, everyone is just desensitized

I just want to give Ariana grande a hug

Works for me.

i only have PTSD from two things: - spraining my ankle - wearing a halter monitor for a week and the ITCH.

i just want a sister squad reunion

AOC is actually my older sister idcidc

my bluesky algorithm is EATING

The parallelism and symbolism in Wicked was SO amazing

Billie eilish.

I want to live in the parallel where Mac and Ariana are married. Where hes wearing all pink to match her on the wicked premiere

Kai trump is a lesbian and doesn’t know it yet Barron Trump will be a raging liberal Melania will still hate Christmas decorations

Every time an app asks me to synch my contacts it feels inappropriate

does it hurt Elonia’s feelings that everyone still calls * Twitter? I think it’d hurt my feelings if i changed the whole name of the app thinking it was badass n it’d catch on. Why am i sad

I go down rabbit holes watching alien abduction stories bc ik if i got abducted I simply would not be able to continue living

I commented on a gingers tiktok if it was her natural color and two ppl told me it was offensive to ask #therealwokemindvirus #gingersupremacy #wasjusttryingtobecheekywithacompliment

I LIKE MY SOOTCASEEEEEE

Morning Joe going to mar a lago was not a good start to the week

good morning

Why does Fortnite take so long to update like please.

@penelopescott i want to know more

# ban AI nature photos. I want to go to places that don’t even exist.