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This is contemptible framing Providing hundreds of SEND pupils with the education they're entitled to every schoolday may well cost more than sporadic road repair If you want to appeal to those who feel such kids would be better used as ballast for potholes, then I guess this is one way to do that

let my story be told: in 2022 Hollywood mogul Terry Bradshaw sold me authentic cuban cigars that turned out to be Really hard pieces of poop

I mean, why NOT post this again? You know?

The power of Crufts compels you.

I think there were better ways to announce that pro basketball player Grady Dick is injured.

IT'S BEHIND YOU CLIFF #totp

Reminder: There are only five of them. ~AA

If your instant reaction to someone complaining about their job is “get another job!” I imagine that you’ve not had to job hunt for a really long time.

Happy Friday

Nearly halfway through the Six Week Moon Boot Experience.

Book yourself a lunar all-inclusive and listen to this on your zero-gravity sunlounger. pod.link/1564066507/e...

I started rewatching the Charlie Cox Daredevils ages ago, and I’ve somehow managed to watch the last one the night before the new series starts. You’d think I’d planned it that way, but I hadn’t.

This year, for Lent, I’m giving up

And the Scottish version...

Sorry, I can’t read this post. Every time my eyes go near it, the letters all start spinning around and I black out for two minutes and smell almonds.

"What's Your Penis Age" sounds like a Blink 182 song.

One Of The Besties.

This person won the game.

A new road sign appeared a while ago near me, but I had always been driving and not been able to photograph it until now. I’m not sure what goes on down this road, but I’m thinking I should find out.

rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

Well, international diplomacy seems to be coming on a treat.

went to bed after stumbling on a video of a blood cult who speaks in reverse messages on yt and thought "man i hope this doesnt give me a weird dream" came out the other end with an entire plot for a romcom where a group of teens are sent to hell, one of them comes out the other side dating satan

Every time I open these apps I witness a new way Trump has shit the bed. I feel like Melania opening the bedroom door every morning x

Zelensky's finest achievement to date may be in not lamping these cunts

"Has anbaddy gat anny bakkle arrandoov"

RFK JR on Measles Outbreaks just now: "It is not unusual. There are measles outbreaks every year." It is actually very unusual. This is the first Measles death in the US in 10 years.

NEW: President Trump says another load of old shit which we gasp at in horror and despair, see you again this time tomorrow

Delicate diplomacy at work

These Warhammer 40k books really are unnecessarily violent

My dream is to be the first contestant on Only Connect to get to the wall round and just mash the buttons without looking at the clues for 60 seconds.

James Corden cameo confirmed

No idea why this just entered my head, but now I share with you: James and the Giant Leech.

Found Snow White's house lads

People spouting conspiracy theories on the Pope and all I hear in my head is Erin

Happy Birthday Samuel Pepys - you would’ve loved ‘the internet’

I’m having hotdogs for the second time this week, for two reasons: 1: to use the rolls up. 2: because everything this week has been siphoned out of a rotting dog’s bollock, and I want hotdogs as a little treat.

Lying on the settee, nursing my broken ankle, dozing, and while pulling a blanket over me I just punched myself in the side of the head. I mean to say, FUCK’S SAKE.

Congratulations to @cavalorn.bsky.social on a throwaway tweet from years ago becoming this