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Microdose joy by not making any weekend plans

submitted 579 days ago • 2 comments

That can’t be right - me, looking in the mirror every morning

submitted 86 days ago • 11 comments

VVICKED (2025)

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submitted 90 days ago • 6 comments

Do not comply in advance. Do not comply swiftly, do not comply easily. Do not comply without delay, without mistakes, without unfortunate errors.

submitted 90 days ago • 3 comments

I just had to draw the 2025 vibe I was feeling. #2025 #illustration

submitted 90 days ago • 44 comments

hey if we’re going to erase everything america has done since the revolution can we at least bring back dudes wearing bows in their hair? that was cute

submitted 97 days ago • 11 comments

Tea is not enough. I need to eat a whole spoonful of chili crisp. #tired

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

This Friday, 2 hours before the game drops, I'll be doing launch stream on my twitch channel: twitch.tv/jumpovertheage 🥳 Come celebrate the launch, see some gameplay and ask any questions you might have! 31 JAN at 3PM GMT / 10AM ET / 7AM PT

submitted 99 days ago • 5 comments

groovy

submitted 102 days ago • 9 comments

This is what peak masculinity looks like in 2025

submitted 102 days ago • 1087 comments

You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.

submitted 103 days ago • 826 comments

me: would literally give my life for my kids my kids: gross, you bought the bad bread again

submitted 104 days ago • 11 comments

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

submitted 103 days ago • 87 comments

New here and wanted to say hi 👋 love crafts like crocheting and knitting 🧶 also being a 🐍 programmer and lover of tech stuff How about a hug? Junior won't bite 😉 #crochet #crocheting #crafts

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

WOMEN. That's it, that's the tweet. #TheWheelofTime

submitted 105 days ago • 13 comments

needed this & I bet you do too

submitted 106 days ago • 7 comments

For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard. #MosaicMonday

submitted 107 days ago • 193 comments

Oops all sadness! werewolfambulance.libsyn.com/episode-508-...

submitted 107 days ago • 3 comments

Something that has helped me over the past five years is knowing that nothing i have faced is anything that other humans before me have not also faced, and lived; faced with grim and even joyful endurance. Finding love and light and warmth in the darkness. I am never first, i am never alone.

submitted 107 days ago • 4 comments

I finally finished my first crochet cthulhu! 🧶 #crochet #amigurumi

submitted 108 days ago • 4 comments

Getting hungry from stirring a cream-colored paint. Sour cream looking-ass. Queso fresco looking-ass. Lord have mercy.

submitted 220 days ago • 2 comments

An #IceAge masterpiece: the oldest known representation of a bird. The small carving (4.7cm) of a water bird was made from mammoth ivory some 40,000 years ago. It's thought to be a diver, cormorant, or duck.Found in the Hohle Fels cave on the....🧵1/2 📷 @almbawue.bsky.social 🏺 #archaeology

submitted 109 days ago • 19 comments

I love how Netflix is dumbing down its shows so that people can still scroll their phones while watching, meanwhile I’m trying to pause Severance at exactly 41:52 to try to decipher some code.

submitted 110 days ago • 68 comments

Friday blog post: captainawkward.com/2025/01/17/1...

submitted 110 days ago • 13 comments

'Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again. It seemed to me I stood by the iron gate leading to the drive, and for a while I could not enter, for my eyes were too googly.'

submitted 110 days ago • 29 comments

So excited for S2 of Severance! Ep 1 did not disappoint. Here’s a throwback to the adventure game style mock up I did of the unforgettable Music Dance Experience in S1. Can’t wait for more @benstiller.redhour.com! #severance #lumon #praisekeir

submitted 110 days ago • 7 comments

CPSC has ended its administrative litigation with Amazon. We have determined that Amazon must recall certain hazardous products sold by third-party sellers using the Fulfilled by Amazon program. Learn more: www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/New... 1/5

submitted 110 days ago • 20 comments

So this is where all the queer communists went? Sweet.

submitted 111 days ago • 3 comments

the month of january feels like every day of it is an entire january

submitted 111 days ago • 13 comments

OH MY GOD BECKY

submitted 120 days ago • 38 comments

undressing someone with your eyes is hard cuz eyelids don’t have a lot of grip

submitted 112 days ago • 13 comments

anyway good night

submitted 113 days ago • 20 comments

I think instead of saying “namaste” at yoga we should say “ohhh BIG stretch” like we do with our pets

submitted 114 days ago • 40 comments

if you upload a picture of a bird it’s a scandinavian

submitted 114 days ago • 20 comments

The goes into very disturbing detail, & I think it's important for fans of his work to read. All this reminds me of reading "Keepsakes and Treasures" & being so angry and disgusted that he made me buy into the bad-but-sympathetic protagonist only to reveal his "girlfriends" are actually children.

submitted 114 days ago • 3 comments

monday

submitted 114 days ago • 8 comments

Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately

submitted 115 days ago • 174 comments

Caught

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Something lovely for the weekend! A very good boy! 🐾🐕😍 An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping hunting dog opens and closes its mouth, as if barking, by using a lever below its chest. 📷 by me #Archaeology

submitted 116 days ago • 31 comments