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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

submitted 21 days ago • 731 comments

Aside from the labour aspect, I find the act of generative AI to be traitorous to the human spirit and indicative of the lecherous ghouls that wish to poison the social fabric for profit It is my enemy no matter how good it can summarize a 2 paragraph email

submitted 153 days ago • 4 comments

Absolutely refusing to respond to any external stimulus so I will be considered PROACTIVE instead of REACTIVE. Try to speak to me and I will stare through you but after 10 minutes of silence I will start wildly laughing and/or screaming. This is my path to #success.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

"you live in a bubble" oh sorry hadn't realized you were directly in touch with the universal like that. i've been practicing glimpsing it through the particular like a dumbass

submitted 71 days ago • 6 comments

everyone right now

submitted 90 days ago • 49 comments

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my attractive wife

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submitted 105 days ago • 21 comments

MY PUTRID FAMILIAR: (emerging from his hidey-hole in the ceiling, flicking his tongue around insanely) thou art washed, milord. thou hast fallen off, fr. ME: away with thee, familiar. MY PUTRID FAMILIAR: (retreating backwards into his hidey-hole in the ceiling with theatrical obeisance) yes milord

submitted 108 days ago • 12 comments

in a book of Yōkai, Japanese supernatural creatures, you find an ancient drawing of yourself peering out from a sewer gnawing on treats

submitted 108 days ago • 3 comments

there was a mouse living in the oven mitt on our porch 🍂

submitted 109 days ago • 53 comments

six monitors arranged in front of me like a stock trader showing all the posts from the 14k people i've followed on bluesky. i laugh ferociously. we zoom into my brain like in Inside Out but everybody's dead in there

submitted 121 days ago • 4 comments

They should make websites harder to use. Like add knobs you have to twist in the right order like a Myst puzzle

submitted 113 days ago • 5 comments

Just…don’t.

submitted 113 days ago • 9 comments

submitted 117 days ago • 72 comments

sorry, can you say that again? i was closing my eyes and imagining what it would be like to fall down some kind of forever well

submitted 123 days ago • 11 comments

Logging on.

submitted 184 days ago • 4 comments

Soup of the day implies another, possibly even seductive, soup of the night.

submitted 548 days ago • 21 comments

submitted 131 days ago • 58 comments

(thinking endlessly about a problem that cannot be solved by thought) making good progress

submitted 549 days ago • 6 comments

I must not dunk. Dunks are the time-killer Dunks are the little stress that bring on social alienation I will ignore bad takes I will allow them to pass, or block them And when they are off my feed I will read things that matter And where the takes have gone there will be nothing Only I will remain

submitted 168 days ago • 50 comments

INTERVIEWER: What is most important to you when considering a new position? ME: (recently transformed back into a human after ten years of living as a sentient toilet in a French castle because my boss finally found true love) Work-life balance

submitted 171 days ago • 11 comments

Self Storage Painted in procreate. Time taken: 55 hrs

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

I once watched too much Murder She Wrote and wrote a formula for it: www.pentadact.com/2014-08-08-t... .

submitted 174 days ago • 4 comments

Just by looking at this you have now received a STEM education!

submitted 181 days ago • 3 comments

Wim Delvoye, hand carved tyre, 2013 www.perrotin.com/artists/Wim_...

submitted 188 days ago • 10 comments