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David's come as Goat Peter

Marching on Together has just popped up as a potential answer on tonight's edition of Millionaire, sadly Clarkson didn't take the opportunity to roll out this anecdote #lufc

Luke Skywalker has had just about enough of life on Tatooine

My 2029 election manifesto will include a pledge to enforce the return of co-commentators only piping up about three times in each half. If I wanted to listen to a couple of blokes chatting shite during the match then I'd go and watch it in the pub.

Count Doku's final ball, though.

Peter Drury has been looking forward to shouting 'Marmoush... Marmoush... OMAR MARMOUSH' all week.

*buttons polo shirt right up*

Isak's having a wicked game. No, *you* fuck off.

"Any news on a number 10, Graham?" #lufc

Rod, Jane and Freddie Boswell

Petition for all federal workers in the US to include at least one helpful image in their reply to that 'justify your job' e-mail

Hill's Angels innit

Kick Start, but it's the popemobile rather than motorbikes

Three episodes in and Zero Day is hugely enjoyable nonsense, despite this lad vaguely reminding me of Stephen Warnock

Fleetwood Mac are to the BBC what Andre Rieu is to Sky Arts.

Fair play to the woman who has just, during some relaxed between-questions chat, informed Lee Mack that she is sweating her tits off #The1PerCentClub

My thoughts turn, as they so often do, to the time my gran went to see the Pope on his visit to Canterbury in 1982 and claimed he smiled right at her. In a crowd of 25,000 people.

#neverforget

It's a 'yes' from me admiralsports.com/collections/...

Specialist skill

I'd just like to say that I'm taking no pleasure in Southampton getting hammered every week. Well, I'd *like* to say that, but it would be a massive fucking lie #lufc

Credit to Bruno Fernandes, it can't be easy playing in a game and refereeing it as well.

This could end up being 5-0 or something

The lads at Stockley Park checking Beto's goal despite it being clearly onside

"I'm just a fan, Kiefer, that's all. Your biggest fan."