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mrpenguinpants.bsky.social
my entire personality is that I've read war and peace
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I love the "The iron cross is a part of my German heritage and culture" type of Irish people.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Who could have guessed the guy who has a "nuanced" opinion of Nazis is a Nazi.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Not every Nazi you disagree with is a bad person and you're just like Hitler for saying otherwise

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

You know the Neil Gaiman totally did it because he started talking about "doing the work."

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Not to sound like a pervert or anything but feet aren't that scary

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I'm pretty sure Eraserhead is about me

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Mark Zuckerberg is just walking talking Nazi propaganda

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Dating apps are the only male dominated space that wants more women

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

It may have occured me to me that I'm not the main character

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Just get worse parents, easy

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Who ever says "nothing last forever". Doesn't know I'm impotent

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite sea is the Caspian sea just in case you were wondering

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I am become death destroyer of worlds and I don't even make six figures

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Always the bridesmaid never the bride daughter or always the groom never the groomsman son?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Something narly this way comes

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Dick and balls sporting goods

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Potential ice spice line "you're writing in your diary im writing with my diarrhea."

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I know there's a lot of people out there lusting for velma. I want it on the record you couldn't pay me to talk to that dumpy bitch.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

imagine a world where politicians fucked books instead of children

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Pretending to be a cop is much harder than TV has lead me to believe

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Can we talk about how this type of woman is revolting?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments