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mrsalakleguin.bsky.social
Leftist trash Queer She/They Gen X but barely
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I miss The Onion

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Tell me why, when a colleague asked me how I was doing, I replied, “Pretty slammed. But in a good way.”?!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Well, today’s my last day of work. Finally get to retire and live off of my hard earned savings I’ve been told to invest in the stock market over 40 years of dutiful service. Let me just take a look at how my shares are doing…

submitted 47 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 77 days ago • 2 comments

SCOOP: Now that Linda McMahon is confirmed/sworn in as secretary, Trump will be imminently issuing an executive order eliminating the Department of Education. I’ve obtained a draft of an email that McMahon will be sending to staff re: the EO and the department’s “final mission”. Here is a portion:

submitted 78 days ago • 727 comments

folks, there’s good news for a change. that anti-trans executive order sports ban won’t be a law this week; they didn’t get closer to defining trans people out of legal existence or trans women as men under the law. this matters. no democrats broke ranks. thank you to everyone who called. 💜🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 78 days ago • 15 comments

it would be great if we had a democratic party willing to go out and say “this is an insane lie to get you to irrationally hate a minority group trying to just exist peacefully” rather than start throwing us under the bus and twiddling their thumbs

submitted 78 days ago • 127 comments

Apparently the reason the left "always loses" is because some of us are annoying and put people off. The far-right, of course, are a bunch of cool chill guys that are fun and normal 24/7.

submitted 78 days ago • 73 comments

Millennials realized long ago that our best bet for retirement is an honorable death in the Water Wars of 2052.

submitted 79 days ago • 18 comments

Those alanis morrissette singles were so bulletproof that i bet you could take one line from any of them and make it worse by an order of magnitude like "i've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is in the other pocket" and it still would've been a hit

submitted 78 days ago • 167 comments

How long until DOGE decides half the population is “fraudulent”?

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

“Honey, I Shrunk the President”

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Terminator (holding out hand): Come with me if you want to live! Sarah Connor: (watching news) Terminator: Well? Sarah Connor: I'm thinking

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

Oh no, not the landlords!!!

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

Smoking weed and occasionally stage whispering, “DUBIOUS!” at a UFO documentary is not a terrible Saturday night

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just wondering if Trump/Musk were agents acting on behalf or Russia/China, how would they be acting differently?

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

keep 15 fidget toys on me at all times to help the gang focus on our crimes

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Is DOGE our Hilterjugend?

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

babe wake up they have dill flavored weed

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Ethel Rosenberg got the chair for doing a lot less damage to U.S. national security than Elon Musk has done this week

submitted 102 days ago • 40 comments

Me when I flip off a cybertruck

submitted 102 days ago • 9 comments

and if elected, my fellow Americans, I will end DOGE's reign of terror and replace it with a new agency: the Government Oversight And Transparency Services Executive

submitted 103 days ago • 55 comments

Bet

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Found out that TWENTY emails is considered a lot to politicians on an issue. TWENTY. As in, they call that getting slammed. So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind. TWENTY is a lot.

submitted 104 days ago • 174 comments