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I will never trust a country that thought it was a good idea to elect this ridiculous, malevolent man as its leader.

"Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had." --William T. Kelley, who taught Donald Trump at Penn. www.dailykos.com/stories/2017...

Everyone who has paid into Social Security: 1. Create a Login.Gov account. 2. Go to the Social Security page and log in. 3. Do screen caps of your Earnings Record. 4. Because it may not be there tomorrow, thanks to Elon.

A president who has the power to send an innocent human being to a foreign concentration camp, but claims he lacks the power to bring them back, is committing the crime of false imprisonment.

A reminder to match your liquid foundation to your skin tone, not your handbag.

I bet more Republicans than Democrats had already recognized him.

QUID: Tim Cook donates $1,000,000 to Donald's inaugural slush fund. PRO QUO: Tim Cook's #1 revenue generator is exempt from crippling tariffs on goods made in China. #Corruption

Keep talking about the Signal security lapse at the Pentagon. The media may have forgotten about it, but the voters have not.

White Supremacist are obsessed with [white] birthrates because they believe The Great Replacement Theory (a fear that black/brown/Muslim people will produce more babies that will replace white Christians). Tucker Carlson believes this, Elon Musk believes it, and so did Adolf Hitler.

BREAKING: Thanks to generous payments of protection money from law firms and corporations regulated by the US government, The Trump Presidential Library has cancelled plans to house the one book Donald almost read in a hair extensions kiosk at a suburban mall and, instead, build this grander site:

Donald Trump: "Foreign leaders respect me and want to do deal with me. Ur, except for El Salvador. All my calls go to voicemail. But my payments go to direct deposit."

Donald Trump, an ignorant buffoon with no impulse control, thinking he is going to outplay and outsmart China is just one of his many, many delusions.

Keep talking about the Signal security lapse at the Pentagon. The media may have forgotten about it, but the voters have not.

Pathetically needy Donald has replaced President Obama's portrait with a tacky fan-produced painting of the time Trump faked taking a bullet to the ear. Not only does this show how thirsty Donald is, it also shows how inept his administration is. The new pic doesn't line up with the molding.

Marth Stewart went to prison for insider trading on *one* stock. Marjorie Taylor Greene bought *17* stocks just before Donald Trump declared his "pause" in tariffs that caused those stocks to rise in value. How many others were tipped off? How many stocks did Donald buy? Ivanka? Mike Johnson?

We are only days away from insanely stupid Donald Trump declaring, "I'm going to increase tariffs on China to a billion trillion percent," aren't we?

So if Senator Rafael Edward Cruz were a student in Florida and he asked the teacher to call him by his woke chosen name "Ted," and the teacher did, the teacher could get fired?

We've all seen the formula for calculating Trump's tariffs. Here is the formula for converting statistics in Trump's annual physical (being done today): Actual Weight = Purported Weight X 1.27 Actual Height = (Purported Height X 0.89) - lifts

Marth Stewart went to prison for insider trading on *one* stock. Marjorie Taylor Greene bought *17* stocks just before Donald Trump declared his "pause" in tariffs that caused those stocks to rise in value. How many others were tipped off? How many stocks did Donald buy? Ivanka? Mike Johnson?

Coincidence? I don't think so.

The only way Donald Trump is going to get people to flock to the streets cheering for him is to start the parade in this:

ICE: "We must punish immigrants for NOT paying taxes!" IRS: "But they do pay taxes." ICE: "Well, then help us punish them for PAYING taxes!"

Coincidence? I don't think so.

I don't know . . . maybe it wasn't such a good idea to give so much power to a mean-spirited simpleton with no empathy.

Just noticed another way Donald Trump has recreated the Oval Office in his own image--vulgar. Look at the top of the wall. Under Biden it was, understated and painted white. Now, under Trump, he's added cheesy gilded medallions. He's a very poor person's idea of a rich person.

These people are not well.

Roman Husband: "Oh, no! Romans forgot to have children. Now we don't have enough humans for our workforce!" Roman Wife: "Romans have slaves and captured foreign workers." Roman Husband: "Oh. Never mind . . ."