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if i was an Eagles fan I would call them the Kansas City Drakes on every message board in the world until i died

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Remember, calories don’t count during Super Bowl weekend or during a steady and inevitable descent into madness so

submitted 15 days ago • 244 comments

Ketchup On Walls Alert: HIGH

submitted 16 days ago • 2103 comments

Happy anniversary to all those who celebrate

submitted 19 days ago • 24 comments

SEE YOU IN NEW ORLEANS 🕺 BetMGM | #FlyEaglesFly

submitted 28 days ago • 15 comments

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

submitted 30 days ago • 887 comments

If your spouse needs a safe word with her friends to protect herself from you, you should be in therapy. Or in prison. Not the Secretary of Defense.

submitted 30 days ago • 492 comments

BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors

submitted 33 days ago • 64 comments

Angles matter.

submitted 34 days ago • 788 comments

If there's snow, make snow angels. That's the rule! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

submitted 35 days ago • 12 comments

New Chiefs Hype Video dropped. 🤯🔥 #nflmemes #NFL #nfl #Chiefs #Texans #AFC #nflplayoffs #refs

submitted 37 days ago • 14 comments

submitted 40 days ago • 764 comments

choose your fighter

submitted 50 days ago • 561 comments

Republicans promised to lower grocery prices but instead are banning porn. Their voters can’t even go fuck themselves.

submitted 51 days ago • 279 comments

The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant

submitted 51 days ago • 216 comments

Poet Nikki Giovanni dies at 81

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments