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mrsister.bsky.social
Pianist, songwriter, cat dad. Unapologetic queer and irreverent potty mouth. All pronouns accepted, none preferred. Don’t forget your triple b: Britney, Buffy, Beyoncé.
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Whoever named it imposter syndrome and not fraud complex missed a giant opportunity

Okay so not only do I get $1000 off my new iPhone but I also get $250 in prepaid Visas just for switching? Bitch where do I sign

Holy shit an actual rose petal blunt, happy late 420 to meeeeeee

honestly he was a real one for getting caught saying “faggotry” on numerous occasions

strength to all my catholic friends <3

A very blessed day to Sarah Michelle Gellar and Sarah Michelle Gellar ONLY

Is anyone else’s depression kicking their a s s right now .

Whyyyyyy can’t I hear out of my left ear

In the span of March I watched the entire Terminator film series for the first time. I just need somewhere to put my thoughts

Oh my god the Kesha news 😭😭😭 I will cry, I *need* new music

Amber Midthunder send post

Omg my first meeting is in 20 minutes and my food isn’t ready yet lemme just die

Every time a delivery driver comes up and sets something on my doorstep my cats both do this low growl that I find v funny, like what are u gonna do u tiny thing

Ok why the fuck is terminator 3 not available to streaming or buy digitally literally anywhere

I got a Lyft from the club and it’s 37° and this crazy bitch has her window down. Um ma’am my dick is getting frostbite what the fuck

If I could go back in time, I wouldn’t like kill Hitler or give younger me advice or anything. I would honestly probably go to the premiere of Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 just to experience that crazy ass twist in theaters with everybody else

A bitch got a job!!!!!!!! I’m so excited to be a productive member of society again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Decided to watch The Terminator for the first time and nobody told me you get a view of Arnold’s penis in the first twenty minutes!!! What a cinematic masterpiece

I had some dental work done today and my right side is still completely numb. I am in danger of biting the fuck out of my cheek 😭

I can’t do any more internet today. I’m off to eat my feelings and binge watch her filmography.

I am in shock and tears 😭💔

I haven’t seen Dial of Destiny yet, but I’ve been rewatching the rest of the Indiana Jones series and maybe I’m just crazy but Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is a lot more enjoyable this far removed from its initial release. It may not be as clever, but it’s still a lot of fun.

Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth

@xbox.com I’m going to need you to convince microsoft to AT LEAST give us the option to turn off crossplay in halo. These pc gamers are really pissing me off

I FINALLY GOT THOMAS TO WATCH WICKED AND HE CRIED I WIN