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I’m getting too old for this shhhh sound that comes out of this pipe
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just assume if anyone is talking about “birthrates” that they’re completely lost in the nazi sauce. simply no reason to worry about it

@marcbrownstein.bsky.social hey man! Can’t find 2 day passes for Asheville, are those going to be available ?

The news switching between the crashing economy rising fascism and flash flooding. Welcome to the rest of your life unless we really change this shit

I don’t remember what Marbury v. Madison is about

The next and final stop is your mom’s butt!!!!!!

Good morning

*in denial about being the most depressed I’ve been in years* I should buy a new yoyo that’ll be nice

no one cares about ad hominem attacks you dumb motherfucker

don’t agree with trump often but he’s right: everything *is* computer

They finally made footwear for sleeping. They’re calling it the honk shoe

I'm not surprised by any of Columbia's actions this year because last year they let the NYPD beat up and arrest their students and then evicted and expelled them. I don't know how anyone could ever feel safe attending or working at a school that refuses to protect its students to such an extent.

I’m built like this and like that and like this and uh

I guess I’m doing this. No coming back from this

Lauren is getting shit for this but she’s right. I’ve changed my position dramatically over the last few years and owning a gun hasn’t made the terrifying reality we’re facing any less terrifying. It’s fantasy to believe we can use firearms to defend ourselves from the right when they’re in power.

Executive orders aren't law! Just ignore him! Goddamnit! (college admins will not ignore him)

country went to hell when auto shops put these in in place of a glass carafe that had been on the burner continuously since the Truman administration

put my pants on left leg first today just to try something new. Damn near fell over

they should invent a weekend that is restful

when I die please hollow out my body and fill me with candy

My mom used to get this cereal, product 19. What a name for a food. Why would people buy this. “I will have human consumption molecule 7 please”

Was just admitted to the hospital in critical conditions. Told all the nurses their work was sloppy and tsk tsk’d the doctors’ differential diagnoses during rounds

Another one

Everyone remembers that one jungle gym from when they were a kid

They should make a reverse microwave for colding stuff

I’m in love with Linda belcher. She’s an amazing woman

I’m not autistic ok I’m just making an excel spreadsheet evaluating every version of besame mucho ever recorded. Very neurotypical stuff

People who don’t doodle on their paper: what the fuck is wrong with you

DONALD TRUMP PLEASE FORCE ERIC ADAMS TO CLOSE DOWN THE OFFICE OF THE SPECIAL NARCOTICS PROSECUTOR , it is a huge waste of taxpayer resources

Lotta bad opinions about hockey out right now, tough talk about the most fun sport to watch

Personally I think that Nathan lane is an American treasure

oliver twist implies the existence of oliver shout

Boys don’t want to be in court. Boys want to go home and order parts to solder a big muff clone and then fuck it up

What would a European Italian think of an American 6’ Italian party sub. I think it would get 5 out of 5 mama mias

Regardless your opinion on French cuisine, putting butter on a ham sandwich is absolutely inspired

One, two , skip a few, gnocchi and crispy Brussels sprouts with sage butter

Gnocchi day let’s go

I have no idea how big stuff is when explained in square feet. Cannot fathom. I know 500 is little for an apartment. How much tho? Who knows

If you’re built like this dm me

My Instagram reels feed is like 80% bird content I’m having the time of my life