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fairly heavyset MAN; never convicted. almost perfect IQ 😎👌🚬
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American pope baby, finally we can spread American culture throughout the world

submitted 17 hours ago • 41 comments

The holy trinity (piss, poop, and cum)

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

companies programmed us to refer to art, music, video, and writing as "content" to make it seem like it comes from the website and not from a person who had to think of it and make it

submitted 605 days ago • 71 comments

Just because 99/100 scientists agree that it's bad to open a portal to the hell dimension doesn't mean we should immediately discount the opposing views of the scientist employed by Open A Portal To The Hell Dimension Inc.

submitted 10 days ago • 59 comments

Pierre Poillievre is pro-worker in the same way my cat is pro-mice

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

is this good

submitted 12 days ago • 188 comments

An all caps poem that reads like a prayer. tacobellquarterly.org/everyone-i-h...

submitted 181 days ago • 14 comments

Please let them kayfabe start dating

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

wanted: baby shoes, never worn.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

don't talk to me until I've had my morning diarrhea

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

calling in scared to work

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

does anyone know a good lawyer? I'm afraid Oreo cookies have addicted me with their sweet taste

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Mark Carney v. Pierre Poillievre

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

"Stone Fruit" Steve Austin

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

getting my anus bleached at claire's

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

they call me feral hog with the way I overwhelm you in my presence

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

'The Last Supper' (2021) Adam Skovran

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

the scene from Ghost but with packing a bowl instead of pottery

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do” Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.

submitted 40 days ago • 58 comments

Veer is coming to "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Does the KY in KY Jelly stand for Kentucky?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

tfw your dick is covered in an odorless fuzz

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Feeding my dog one last meal of fireworks before he goes in for cremation

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so in love that my chest hurts! 💘 There's tremendous pressure; 💪 The love is shooting down my left arm!! ❤️

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Hamburgers (at night)

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments