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Saturday mornings are for travel planning spreadsheets

Officially depleted my pumpkin spice creamer reserves 😔

Coffee's ready

Navigating the backyard more zamboni than man

Secured the bag (Eurovision tickets 🎉)

Need a winter sport because what am I supposed to do for the next two months

He wiped the blood from his hand with a wince. But before it could #congeal, his skin reached across the wound to knit itself back together, leaving no trace of his culinary accident. The transformation had already begun. #vss365

Repping during reps

Good morning from me and my asiago bagel

He sat in the idling car, breathing warmth into his cupped hands. Ice crystals stretched across the windshield in an intricate #lace pattern. As the frost melted away, a face appeared in the clearing. He scrambled for the lock, but not fast enough. #vss365

Still drinking that iced coffee though

He traced the bib pocket of his grandfather's overalls, reluctant to pack another belonging. A small #pucker at the seam caught his attention -- a hidden compartment. He plucked out a crumpled piece of paper. Smoothing it out, the faint lines of an old map appeared. #vss365

Debuting the new background

Finished the first draft of a short story, and although far from perfect, it is done 😌

What happened financially and calorically this week can never happen again

The D in Disembarkation stands for Denial 🥲

4,000 people on this ship and I keep seeing the same dozen

Groovy, baby

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be a sleepy passenger prince

Soto is a Met. Eden's Crush is on streaming. I knew Santa was reading my letters!

Standing a foot away from the TV to shout at the game is my happy place 😌

The cheetah print Santa hat is on and the tree is going up