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mrsvteaches.bsky.social
Equal parts Ms. Frizzle, Mr. Feeny, and the teacher from Dazed & Confused. Prim and proper teacher by day, sassy southern liberal by night 📚💙
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Let’s not forget it would be Matt Gaetz with the authority to interpret the law if he hadn’t been pressured to drop out. 😳

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DOGE: Department of Get fucked Elon 🖕🏼🖕🏼 (The f is invisible.)

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Post-partum depression almost took me out. Prozac quite literally saved my life. Let them take SSRI’s. See what happens. The true definition of “fuck around, find out”.

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We’re a generation full of people who think they’re research specialists because they were required to do a research paper in their high school English class. Research is not sitting on your ass Googling shit on your iPhone. Research is done in a lab by scientists and costs millions. 💉🔬🧫🧪🦠

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I took the weekend off Bluesky just to come back feeling like we’re completely fucked. Like it’s only a matter of time before we’re attacked. Our Felon-in-Thief just keeps pissing everybody off, and Netanyahu is calling the ethnic cleansing of Gaza “Trump’s Plan”. What in the actual fuck?!

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Idk, but hopefully not with evangelical MAGA chucklefucks 🙏🏼

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Let’s be clear… Elon didn’t deny he’s attempting a hostile takeover of our government. 🚨🚨🚨 NO ONE VOTED FOR THIS BULLSHIT!

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Zelensky is such a babe 🔥🔥🔥

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I’m dealing with some serious girl drama in my fourth block class, and it still isn’t as petty as Donald Trump’s dumb ass.

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Omg…American Idiot (Trump’s Version)

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We keep joking about a Kid Rock half time show, but the scary realistic possibility is Carrie Underwood 🤮

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Excited to participate in the @teacherwalkout2025.bsky.social!! Shit is getting ridiculous, and I could use a mental health day ✊🏼

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No way in fucking hell am I ever referring to it as the “Gulf of America”

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Harrison Butker definitely has a secret Grindr account. Too bad he’s famous for being a Christian douchebag…Mr. Buttker would be the perfect user name.

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🤭

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Well, there weren’t any half naked women to make all the soccer moms feel inferior and scream “satanism”. They should be happy, right?

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I need Taylor to completely ignore Donald Trump and all things MAGA related tonight or my heart will shatter.

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I’m ready to start seeing some leopards feasting on MAGA faces…

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Can we start treating Teslas like PETA treats celebrities wearing fur? Throw red paint at the windshield…it’s up to you if you open the paint can or not.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Well, I bet that’s one magazine ole Donny boy won’t want to be spanked with…

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Has Donald Trump ever even heard of the constitution?!

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

My husband, a massive Deadhead, has agreed to hanging an oil painting of this picture in our living room. 🫶🏼

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Under no circumstances should Democratic senators be voting to appoint any Trump cabinet nominee. Stand united. Vote no. Send a message!

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@fetterman.senate.gov 🖕🏼🖕🏼 I live in a red state with dipshit senators, but at least they’re open and honest about their Trump dick suckery.

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Fuck John Fetterman! 🖕🏼🖕🏼 I’d love to call him a little beta bitch boy, but we all know he’s a giant fucking oaf.

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

I see all the Swifties have come to the same conclusion with our girl presenting best country album…..👀💚

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I ordered our groceries for the week and can’t even get eggs. People seriously voted for a felonious wannabe dictator over the price of eggs, and now there aren’t even any eggs to be purchased. Unfuckingbelievable!

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And now my favorite maple syrup is going to skyrocket in price…😭

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Oh, ya know…just watching Justin Trudeau diplomatically tell us to go fuck ourselves in two different languages while our Felon-in-Thief can’t even read or keep from shitting himself. This is a goddamn embarrassment. I need them to turn the American flag emoji upside down. 🖕🏼🖕🏼

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It’s pouring rain here, but the sun’s still shining. According to my momma’s old saying…Donald is beating the shit out of Melania right now.

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Lord, please….let today be the day LDL cholesterol does it’s thing 🤞🏼

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Here’s a little text exchange with a former student who is now part of our chosen family. They are legal…parents are not. The immigrants see it. They see MAGA for the racist, hypocritical assholes they are. They don’t deserve any of this. 💔

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Tulsi Gabbard wearing white for her hearing is a ploy lots of women in politics use. As soon as they damage their reputation, they’ll switch to wearing white in critical moments hoping you’ll perceive them as “pure”. Hillary did it, too, in 2016. They’ll say it’s for suffragettes, but it’s a tactic.

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Miss you, Pete 🥺

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Even my technology can’t stomach all the bullshit.

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Kash Patel was called a deplorable sand n*gger who has no right the be in the country by people who don’t like him. Aww, so sad. Imagine how all the undocumented immigrants feel.

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Ya know that saying, “Higher than a giraffe’s ass?” Well, Kash Patel just looks like a giraffe’s ass.

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A commercial flight collided with a military helicopter? God, I hope Pete settled for a Shirley Temple tonight 🙏🏼🤞🏼

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The one and only good thing Donald Trump has ever done for my family is give my husband and me the best tear-inducing belly laugh over his dipshit rant about condom bombs. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 He’s such a fucking idiot.

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