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I like all of our players. www.youtube.com/shorts/hF9GR...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

In a hundred years, the words "he" and "she" will be obsolete. Everyone will still know what they mean but they will sound like "thy" and "thou" sound to us today.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

This was made by Paramount so it's canon now. IT'S CANON I TELLS YA! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUdO...

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Told my daughter Artemis something about Carmen Miranda. She had no idea who that was. She told me something about McKenna Grace. I had no idea who that was. Thus it has always been. Thus it shall always be.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Men, when you are cooking, which do you do more often: rinse your fingertips or think about the Roman Empire?

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

When I let my dog Floof into the back yard during the daytime, he takes a leisurely jaunt around the yard stopping occasionally to sniff flowers. When I let him out at night, he charges forward with a deep-throated growl like he's Nightwing racing towards Gotham's latest armed robbery. What a goof

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Noah Wyle's career started as a TV doctor on "ER", then swung away to various other roles, and now swings back to TV doctor again. You might say it's "The Pitt" and the pendulum.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

My daughter Artemis is signing up to take community college classes over the summer. Proud dad. I asked her, "Are you going to be an Annie or a Britta?" It was just a joke, though. Because she's totally an Annie.

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

The new Minecraft movie includes a touching tribute to Technoblade, the beloved content creator who passed away from #sarcoma. This moment of recognition highlights the lasting impact he made on the gaming world and beyond. buff.ly/y7JMOUH #Technoblade #MinecraftMovie #SarcomaAwareness

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Just a lazy Sunday, lying in bed, trying to read reddit despite canine interference. Completely unrelated little known fact from Greek mythology: Demeter had legs for days. (I love the classics.)

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Watching this livestream right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dkP... #forkevin

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Playing TF2 with Philza. The chat: guy: Hey it's Philza! Get out of here Minecrafter me: It's not him obviously guy: no it really is me: If that's Philza then I'm Technoblade guy 2: You mean people LIE on the internet :-O guy: oh sorry. Meanwhile Phil is sniping everyone in sight.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

What's new? Not much; just a new Technoblade video. www.youtube.com/shorts/wbmz8...

submitted 25 days ago • 6 comments

Took the family to see the Minecraft movie Saturday and now my son Apollo keeps sneaking up behind me and singing the Chicken Jockey song.

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

The laundry basket was knocked over somehow.

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

People keep messaging me about how there's a Minecraft reference in the Technoblade movie? I dunno.

submitted 28 days ago • 8 comments

Driving to school this morning with my lapdog Floof in my lap. I turned to Apollo and said, "'Floof' isn't his real name; that's just his fursona." The appalled look on his face can mean only one thing: dad joke success!

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

Happy Trans Day of Visibility everyone! See this year's essay here: www.youtube.com/channel/UCMB...

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

More chat from TF2, after our team was badly thrashed: Person 1: GG Me: It wasn't THAT good Person 1: Well you were afk a lot so Me: I had to take the banana bread out of the oven Person 1: Oh ok nm then Person 2: Yeah that's a really good reason Person 3: You have your priorities straight

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

A joke I used to make with Alex all the time: we'd go to a movie together, and when they play the announcement that says "No talking during the movie and please silence your cell phones" I'd say, "No, YOU shut up" and we'd laugh.

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

A beacon of arcane power emerges! Appear, my faithful apprentice! Come forth, DARK MAGICIAN GIRL!

submitted 38 days ago • 6 comments

If you had a bad math teacher in school, you'd probably start to feel numb. And if you got a bad math teacher again the following year, you'd feel number.

submitted 39 days ago • 8 comments