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Mankind, be vigilant, we loved you.
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Irans strikes are genius, they’re attacking places Isreal do constantly, and exposing them for being the actual ones with a human shield. You’re telling me the IDF have a base under a hospital. Every accusation is a confession for isreal

It’s extremely safe to assume and politician tweeting their blind support for Isreal starting WW3 is a child raping pedophile

I have a slight confession, on TikTok, any comment I leave has a 99% chance to break atleast 20k likes, within hours I get ten thousand. I’ve had a comment with a million likes before. I feel like the main character from stick of truth

I promise you if labour posted those cameos of Nigel Farage, Reform would lose the older vote.

We also should never forget that this all came out of nowhere on a random Saturday. There was no build up in the last 3 months to those Iran strikes. Isreal have thrown the world into a boiling pan with zero warning. We’re down to hours mattering here for no reason.

How do we deal with the fact that this is about to be the old world, we won’t see it ever again. Even if we survive, we will wake up in a totalitarian Orwellian state. True and mortifying change is coming.

Very rarely listen to game soundtracks on Spotify but man Toby fox put some crack in deltarune

Welcome back Archduke Franz Ferdinand #WWIII

Anyway that keep calm and carry on resurgence will be legendary

Don’t start a war you can’t win

Rome was rife with assassinations when it was in collapse

It appears Isreal can’t even fly the jets they stole from America lmaooooo

The world might possibly be about to end because politicians would rather nukes fall than Isreal leak videos of them raping babies

And they still expect people to not become terrorists

Best thing to come out of the Iran missiles is that it’s now clear to the world how Isreal uses its civilians as human shields.

The onion is genuinely less satire than all mainstream coverage of Isreal

I wish I could put into words just how much I love deltarune

They should replace the doomsday clock with a % chance of GTA 6 not releasing

Isreal is a rogue state, if the world had any self preservation sense we would all agree to launch every nuke we have at them and just agree to never make any more.

Hope that was an orphanage

We should all pull the American card and let America declare war and just not join

Netanyahu is legitimately candidate for the antichrist, I’m agnostic but pictures of that guy make me believe in the devil.

I wish Isreal a very nice drone swarm appearing in the sky.

I hope every American wanting these protests to be violently shut down gets brutally oppressed in the next ten years. I’m talking getting raw dogged by flashlights in the back room of some warehouse because you only prayed to trump twice a day instead of three.

Yeah they need to blow orange man’s head smoove off on live tv

Who will survive in America?

Had a vision of all the new Harry Potter kids dying on their first press tour in a crash and the whole thing is just ruined

Watching this woman that looks like the sequel to gypsy rose descend into madness on Instagram. Copious amounts of photoshopped and ai pictures of her with the beach boys. Sometimes I’m very very glad to live in the 21st century

Barely anything on mainstream English news about LA

Are dogs and cats subtly aware that humans are on another level considering we live in full houses

Exactly zero mainstream UK media talking about the war in LA rn

I’ve just bought black flag to replay on the Xbox, odds on the remake gets announced in the next week?

As bad as they get, I will never forget how exited I used to get for every new asssasins creed as a kid

I love dragons den and smoking weed!!!!

Saw people playing their switch 2s so decided to dig out my day one switch to play earthbound. This thing was Roman

Deltarune episode 3 was far too short, people waited 3 years

Reminder that the real Tesla died destitute and homeless because the leader of the country he was inventing for cast him aside for someone else.

Man I wish deltarune was complete

The fact that Joe Biden was actually president will always be funny to me, that guy was falling all over the place and couldn’t string a coherent sentence together the whole time.

Pewdiepies classic ahh playthrough of scribblenaughts hit me like crack back when it was coming out

Isreal has a habit of killing the wests child celebrity eco warriors. Please god don’t let them do it again.

You get your music from TikTok, I get it from the hit 90s itv drama heartbeat, we are not the same

I could be homeless in the worst city in the world if I had even the smallest amount of weed.

I wish it was socially acceptable to walk backwards, imagine just being able to reverse out of an alley with your body.

When the children have fallen, men among men shall lift them all up to glory.

Lmao people have had to wait 3 years between every delta rune chapter and I play it for the first time this week and two new chapters are dropping siuuu