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He/Him or a slur If you dm me I'll likely respond faster then I should I need to pick a lane on what to be a loser about Sorry girls I suck dick Furfag

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"Want a break from the ads?" I heard, at the time when the night wore the moon as its pendent. And there he was. The devil. With a contract and a smile.

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I think gay cowboy ghosts are real, and they posses us in our most yearning of times. This is why The Smoke Room is written that way.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Guys, I don't think I'll be able to make it through my 6,034 liked songs before my deadline. This is awful. I'm only on number 2,733.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Getting people to be sexually attracted to your oc is better than heroin

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I'm sure the computer technician will love the beastars stickers and the I ❤️ PENIS sticker on my tower

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

"He was a good man... but how good was he?" I say, as I get my just in time Funeral Boner

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"Hey uh just wanted to say that as a willing spectator of your furry slime vore erp, I've been taken out of the experience due to the lack of evolutionary benefits of a slime cat being easy to vore. Could you maybe explain the significance and evolutionary use of being easy to digest?"

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Drake replies with the erp orgasm response, is Kendrick's career over?

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

How the fuck does avowed have only two fucking races. I'd rather blow my brains out in front of my parents than spend $70 on a fucking rpg with two godamn races

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Every day, I have to resist the urge a little more to dress up as a Danger Days character and make a pilgrimage to the white house to do something I'd never regret

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Lesbians don't love men, but they do want to get them pregnant

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Seeing people try and word their way into why they don't drink water angers me to such an extent. I hope you get kidney stones. Die.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

It's more of an accomplishment to not have the ass slapping furry gooner achievement than to have it

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The 19 year old who is in control of this acc loves my furfag ramblings on tattooing my cock and my awesome jokes

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Chazington speaking over movie/youtube/tvshow clips is like chrischan singing over songs

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I should force the phantom pain complainer to play RE7 VR

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This guy fucks 100%

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

"Anyone can stroke... but only the gooners can edge"

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking news: a furry made a good joke, and get this, porn was not involved in the joke

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I should tattoo my cock with THIS FLESH KILLS FASCISTS and skull fuck elon to death 🤔